Free birds
A2
thank you
the following film is a work of fiction
it is Loosely based on historical events
and is in no way meant to be
historically accurate
except for the talking turkeys that part
is totally real
the whole world loves them
that's why there's so many
Christmas
Easter
Hanukkah
the one thing they all have in common
food
like Thanksgiving
that's what it's all about
a time to sit down over the holiday meal
it's everyone's favorite part unless of
course you are the meal
my name is Reggie by the way I'm the
turkey screaming for his life
Thanksgiving is a turkey's worst
nightmare and trust me I've tried to
warn them
you don't get it they're fattening us up
so they can eat us it's such a beautiful
thing the best day ever let the best day
of my life hey
hey and every year they don't listen
I'm not gonna dress it up turkeys are
dumb
really dumb uh
huh
turkeys are so dumb they think the
farmer is their friend
I love the farmer
oh hey
Percy's going to Turkey Paradise
turkey Paradise
no Percy you lucky son of a gun see what
I mean but the truth is I've always been
a little bit different
from the very beginning I never felt
like I fit in our world is made of corn
leafy corn
corn corn
paracorn
that's an awesome Theory but I think
they actually call that the Sun
out out but I kept trying
hey Aspen
your wings must be tired because it
looks like you flew Straight Out of
Heaven
seriously
you wanna fly Bobby
I guess it's just you and me beat it
weirdo
yeah sort of thought
and trying
when you're in a flock you know you
belong
to something bigger
you're not alone
oh it's chilly Reggie you're cold
at least that's when I hear
listen up Reggie's been riding all along
they are fabulous up so they can eat us
they're right outside
finally after all these years that's
what I've been waiting to hear Reggie
was right
now I don't want to go to my own horn
but okay now here's the plan when they
open the doors we run for the hills go
Dean
give him Reggie
what yeah give him Reggie he's the
antichorn whoa whoa he's got it all
wrong
we gotta stick together on this
see you later Reggie so after all that I
was about to become Thanksgiving dinner
thank you all for being here today or
was I this humble Family Farm for one of
my favorite presidential Traditions the
pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey
only one special word will be spared
from this terrible yet delicious faith
here sweetheart I think we're gonna go
with a bigger turkey okay
sweetheart that turkey's not big enough
now now don't do that no no no no no
Barton turkey Happy Thanksgiving little
fellas
come on Rudy let's go we're going to the
helicopter
and Paul he's getting a divorce
that's a bald guy that's the girl who
likes my daddy
but don't tell anyone
don't worry you're safe
you're the pardon turkey
I'm tired now
I'm the pardon durkey
on the pardon turkey I'm gonna live I'm
gonna live on the part in Turkey this is
blowing my mind
turns out my life wasn't over and a
whole new life was just beginning
Mr President you ever turned to Camp
David that's General Sagan he's got
issues
that's Marsha she eats her feelings
I promise I will never ever leave you oh
wait TV
I'm tired now
previously on Mundo Del Amor
what's this one night orphan Alejandro
it's thrown out of the orphanage for
being different
I threw him out too
I know exactly how that feels rejected
by all Alejandro lives alone in the
streets of Tijuana until one day he
becomes a man oh man
are you having a hunger emergency I am
do you need to eat right now I do well
we can save the day with Pete yes that
looks way better than corn call
1-800-p-i-z-a dead pizza delivered for
right now
whoa
Alejandro starts his new company El solo
and makes a million pesos he buys a jet
he buys a tiger and becomes Tijuana's
greatest lover
El solo Lobo I always thought being part
of a flock was what I wanted but maybe I
was wrong
oh
oh okay
a warm bed
TV and all the pizza I could eat I
finally had it all
everything was perfect
will Alejandro ever fight true love or
is he destined to be alone forever that
was a pretty good Destiny to me
Alejandro find out I'm the next one
this is
whatever you do do not make a sound
I'm Jake from the tff that's turkey
Freedom front you've just been recruited
for a top secret mission
ah help I've been kidnapped by wild
turkey security set tasers to kill
oh love your enthusiasm comrade but
you're running in the wrong direction
besides we're already mind scheduled
we're behind schedule we are why didn't
you say so let's move Look I think you
have me confused with somebody else I'm
not part of any mission ah
Verizon seems clear
now hold on hey wait it's me this is
strange Road turkey stay back I'll take
them out
please don't hurt me I don't know who
you are but you're seriously
jeopardizing this operation are you
insane it's me
is it is it really would you get off me
you know what I'm sick of you throwing
me around
see this line do not come into my
personal space
did you not see the line because I was
pretty clear that it's right snap out of
it Reggie wait how did you know my name
because he told me everything about you
he who is he the great turkey he
appeared in the sky on a bright ball of
light with a voice that came from
everywhere he gave me my mission told me
I needed to find you and then he gave me
this
a doorknob the sacred time knob
guys lunatic that secret military base
should be right up ahead
facility should be in here just need to
figure out how to get past this
impenetrable gate
so this is what it looks like on the
inside okay what's inside this ooh
secret base anyway
a time machine
a time machine a time machine a time
machine a time what who told you that
you did just now of course I did I was
testing you
uh that's our mission not to save 10
turkeys or even a hundred but all of
them we're going back in time to the
first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off
the menu
that's right we're going back in time to
the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys
off the menu
who are you talking to this guy right
here
he totally gets it look look see how
he's nodding
hello Soldier welcome to the turkey
Freedom front I'm just gonna let you two
get acquainted
scanning area
what are you doing
not binoculars wait there's our Target
let's go
entering time module
stand back initiating launch sequence
tingling sensation in lower body
blood pressure Rising rapidly
penetrating space-time continuum
we can warp to another time and maintain
their lawns this doesn't make sense oh
look potting soil from the year 3000
oh Jake look what what is it
secret base coat
but he said it would be here
what the heck are you talking about
I don't know who your friend is but you
guys should start the idiot Freedom
front and free yourselves from stupidity
there's no secret base and there's
definitely no time machine
ha yeah
mmm
aha
let's go
just because I'm following you does not
mean I am following you
follow me
did you not hear what I said I'm not
following you there's just no other way
decontamination complete
what is it ow it's a map you idiot a map
will it lead us to The Time Machine they
aren't gonna just write time machine on
them
where is it it's uh
we follow the blue line
the blue line of course of course we'll
both follow the blue line and get to the
time machine and stop Thanksgiving
welcome to the team like two pieces of
twine woven together we are a strong and
beautiful braid
we're gonna do this you're gonna have to
stop being weird
dead hunt
you don't have to touch me when you talk
to me okay don't touch me in fact
enemy approaching what are you doing
they almost got us us they almost got
you
we are not in us I'm a flock of one I'm
a lone wolf essay out solo Lobo
awesome power of the pardoned turkey get
back
guys Reggie here I don't even recognize
you you guys must be new you guys are
never gonna believe what I've been
through
could we report this too much paperwork
let's roast them copy that
crowded on one are you ready to be the
first human being to travel through time
yes sir
we're almost here
wait you never said anything
that's on a need to know basis sir
kill me
I just want to go to being a part in
Turkey
what are you doing I've got this
completely under control are you crazy
you've had nothing under control
it's an old tff trick
it's called sound diversion
boy
ah
are you kidding me
control we have a contaminant chamber
47. copy that what type agent uh turkey
sir that is very weird agent copy that
how do we address it sir uh with
cranberry sauce
funny right
but seriously we should deal with the
contaminant copy that all units report
to level h
ate exterminate with extreme prejudice
go go go
Mr President once the countdown starts
we will not be able to stop understood
General
there they are
there's no way I'm going near that thing
Randy this is our destiny by Destiny's
pizza and TV on demand
contamination detected where is that
image Soldier
what's the problem
turkey sir crew that one get out of
there thank you thank you
help me help me please help me
engaging posterior restraint system
setting supple
no no no no no
help me I am not going up there I'm not
going out there I'm definitely oh sorry
bro two weeks from retirement good luck
uh
ow my foot
foreign
oh
what if we
done
oh please help me
foreign
exploration vehicle Envoy hello Steve I
am j-a-k Jake and this is
Reggie where are we nowhere and
everywhere the space between time where
the past present and future intersect
obviously Now take us to the first
Thanksgiving destinations no no no no no
no activating Chrono not safety bubble
to shield from possible side effects
side effects what side effects
thank you
side effects may include accelerated
aging I'm cold rapid evolutionary
regressions erratic physical mutation
into an adorable baby dragon
a king crab a pony a Sasquatch
I hope you've enjoyed your time travel
experience
Please Hold On Foreign
ah
welcome to Plymouth Colony 1621 three
days before the first Thanksgiving
we did it we went back in time
Reggie come out here you're gonna love
this sure why not
ow ah it even smells old may I recommend
some light stretch great idea Steve
picks glue pecks glute Peck blue pecs
glue pecks glutes Peck Peck
oh
let's go Reggie activating security
cloaking mechanism during solar recharge
wait no see
Steve Steve Steve
's not here man
I'm laughing but that's not funny Steve
this conversation is taxing my power
Reserves shouting down what no no no no
no Reggie South is this way sun rises in
the North
wait
finally some me time I've Recon the area
we are all alone this is a bad idea this
is a real wild forest it's probably full
of crazy bloodthirsty monsters if
anything happens to me it's on your head
trust me we're perfectly safe
oh
Chase Jake oh no no no
no just another one please please I beg
you please don't leave me end of the
line for you I'm dead I'm dead
ah
hi hello
is this turkey Paradise
there's nothing here oh we lost them
again Captain Standish I can see that
now keep looking yes sir
here
feel it
hello turkeys of ye oldie time we've
come from the future in a time machine
named Steve to save you what we were
leading the hunters away from our nest
till you came along shrieking like
terrified hands who are you yeah you
tell him Ranger right Furley
don't leave me hanging Ranger Bernie's
right there he looks up to me
that's just returning we need to move I
have to leave everyone follow me he has
the lead
foreign
stay
hold on oh boy wow this is a fast pace
today I love it though we should catch
up with
just eight that's the only thing holding
me back how you doing
come on
oh my name's Reggie by the way I'm a
Pisces I'm Jenny I'm running for my life
boys
everyone this way this way everyone
oh yeah
come on come on come on come on come
here you
whoa
okay he's leaving great so what's a
Pisces oh wow
is everything okay
I don't know is it oh I fell out of the
nest when I was a baby oh so that's why
your eyes what's wrong with my eye oh
I'm just kidding whenever I get nervous
it goes
oh
there now there's just one of you
Ranger what should we do now what's the
return home and Report what happened no
we should attack the fort and free your
captured comrades for early and Amos are
my friends but we cannot miss the safety
of the flock then I'll go myself if you
lack the courage
courage
oh I'll show you courage
thank you
harsh
enough with your impressive and very
gross display let's just get back home
it's all about confidence oh
get out here
please Gentlemen please settle down all
right
we want the food in storage
we have talked about this that food is
for the coming Feast with a womp of the
egg Indians but we're hungry now we're
all hungry yeah
I've got a hyperthyroid issue
issue now as you know we have not stored
enough food to see us through the winter
see that Hill that's last winter that
would be all of us we do not become
friends with the Indians we need that
help without it we will not survive
right
oh
three days that's it I promise you can
all hold out yes Governor Bradford is
right we can all hold on
oh
except for Clancy but he was sick on the
boat so that's not on me
give us them Kings mommy Standish has
returned
Standish hi
ah did I tell you I was gonna provide
food for you yes I did deny
bounty
foreign
people want my head and if we
this time afraid they will take it we
need food anything at this point I said
I would get you Turkish
and that's what you are going to get
even more than you can eat
right well good Chad talk tomorrow
what a personality
so Alpha turkey up there or
what's the story you two um Robin
Waddles or ooh no Ranger is my brother
get inside inside get and you know even
if he wasn't I'm looking for more mind
and less Muscle really are you serious
because I have like almost no muscle
literally I'm like nothing
maybe you should get that looked at
it
after you
it's a tiny drop I promise
glutes
so this is everyone an Army in need of a
commander
wow I've never seen so many turkeys in
one place actually doing things I'm just
shocked so in the future turkeys just
sit around all day eating and staring at
the wall yes I mean no no that would be
I mean some do no one I know if we
weren't doing things we'd become dumb
don't you think
hello wild undomesticated simple turkeys
from the distant past I have brought you
a gift and the gift is me I am Jake I
have traveled in a time machine named
Steve in order to stop Thanksgiving and
get turkeys off the menu
what's Thanksgiving yeah that's right it
hasn't happened yet it's a feast of
sorts what's a menu a menu It's like a
list of uh food items in a restaurant uh
what's a restaurant that's not important
what's important is that you stop asking
me questions and agree to follow me
blindly
no
no we will not fight
I am broadbeach
leader of the flock
and this is leatherby high Elder and my
most trusted advisor
you
have traveled a great distance
and your lovely wife
she's beautiful so soft and feminine
father this is Jake and Reggie they're
from the future apparently
father
please walk with me
Jake you speak with deep conviction well
I can speak even deeper if you like we
did not always live underground
we lived above in the trees but then the
settlers came and we were forced into
hiding
but we were safe and over time we turned
what we thought our prison
into our home
I understand sir but the great turkey
told me what I must do
I know the great turkey terrible name
for an imaginary friend right
it is my destiny
well Jake let me show you our destiny
this is our future
our destiny lies with them
you are welcome to stay as long as you
like but as long as you are here you
will respect our ways
we do not fight we defend
we protect
and we survive
yes sir
oh Reggie look here
just hold it like this whoa whoa I I'm
not really the baby holding type it's
easy even a super Advanced future turkey
can do it
oh she wants you to throw up some worms
into her mouth
what girl wouldn't
hmm that's sweet
and disgusting
I think she likes me yeah maybe she does
oh almost fell hey hey you ticklish you
ticklish
well good night Reggie from the future
good night
your dreams
what what you want some worms I'm not
gonna do it's disgusting
mama
oh my stomach's aching mine too this is
it my friend
the end
final unless we figure a way out oh
you got something
yes Burley I know you're big freaky
Cabeza was good for something
probably that's a flying pony two birds
and a handful of green this fish will be
more of a fast at the right way I go
makes you wonder if Captain Standish is
losing his Edge
you were wondering what
um
nothing happening the problem with him
thinking about where them turkeys are
and not where they ain't
this is where we got them last two
they're leading us away from something
something they're protecting you're
saying they're doing it on purpose like
they're smart
I've haunted everything that's warped
crawled or flown and I always get me
Quarry
they're up to something so tomorrow we
start off in this direction and we don't
stop looking till we get every bleeding
that's one of them
that was me good map
good morning everyone
here are today's assignments Fanny Denny
Danny take your team and lead the
hunters East West lead them West you got
it brother
Clancy Nancy Nancy you do the same thing
in the north south and the South yes
Dusty Dusty he's your son correct Justie
you go find another one of your magical
pieces
you had to marry a chicken
Jenny you will Spring the hunter straps
take Reggie
I said that out loud
Ranger Scout the fort see what they are
planning bring Jake with you
go be Swift and be safe
here assignments for
just try to keep up I try not to get us
killed you're the one who's gonna have
to try to keep up with me
this method is unconventional but very
effective
way oh
I beat you to the bottom of the hill
shut up
what are you looking at
check the traps
always one step ahead of him well that's
reassuring which is one step away from
well that's less reassuring but we
follow father's rules he keeps the flock
safe
I love rules I actually have a rule
about following rules me too no way kiss
me what did you just say I said uh rules
rule
no you didn't but that's okay the traps
are all set sir
you ready to spring some traps
I was born red
ready
okay
Reggie
wow
that was incredible I think I might need
to lie down so tell
future tell me every little detail but
make it very
really
you want to know about the future
stealth mode
I'm stealthier no you're not
foreign
hmm
thank you wooden creature never taking a
lesson
I always thought in the future there
would be Harmony between all living
things but hey
pizza and tv sound great the best show
is Mundo Del Amor that's Spanish for
world of love
Reggie
yes Jenny
dogs dogs yeah I feel it too yeah let's
just be dogs I'll be a boxer and you
just be a Shiba Inu
dogs
dogs something's wrong they shouldn't be
this far north
wait I know where we are come on Reggie
we can't go this way we'll lead them
right to the flock Steve
what is that
oh Reggie
don't scream die with dignity it's okay
go Steve go
let's roll up and not in the good way
I believe we are the safest
when is that that's Earth
that's where we live come on trust me
whoa
it's beautiful
it really is
I always imagined there was more out
there but never this much more
you really are from the future you
didn't believe me of course not I
thought you were insane and possibly
dangerous
and cute
so was it scary you know traveling
through time nah takes a lot to Rattle a
turkey like me wish you could have seen
it oh she can play back of time travel
convincing Steve must be experiencing
some kind of glitch this is where Reggie
cries for his mommy oh that's sweet
we're not sure why that turkey is
all right I think we're safe now we
should really get going as you wish
laughs
whoa
huh wow I didn't know that a guy could
scream that high pitched isn't that
weird he is so funny bye Steve you're
the best time machine I've ever met
goodbye Jenny oh Reggie I'm fully
charged and ready to take you home are
you serious we can go
Reggie let's go
uh yeah you know we don't want to go
flying off half cocked right keep me
posted as you were
get down you get down
hmm
centerpieces Thanksgiving is happening
tomorrow the hunters are turning if only
we could see what's inside that building
that's a weapon shed where they keep all
their boomsticks and the boom powder
without their weapons they are weak and
Afraid
aha
we must report this Feast of father
right away huh
Jake
that was incredible I can't stop
thinking about it
yeah like I can't stop thinking
hypothetically wait do you know what
that word means no but I can imagine a
scenario in which I might it's all right
I'll tell you
see what I did very clever okay so
hypothetically
well what are some fella just some fella
well a reasonably attractive
quick-witted fella what if he was to
offer to take you to the Future
would love to see it
but my place is here with my father and
Ranger
I could never leave the flock especially
not with the hunters after us
what if the hunters weren't a threat
what if everybody was safe and happy
like before
well that would be wonderful
that would be a dream come true
Reggie
Reggie ow what are you doing
tomorrow's Thanksgiving we must attack
the fort tonight
we shouldn't attack anything he told me
we must do it together oh give me a
break
the rate turkey he's a voice inside your
head
great turkey Israel I saw him with my
own two eyes
the more you say that name the Dumber it
sounds I mean
the great turkey he's the greatest
turkey that I know and you will never be
as great as the great turkey who is the
greatest
turkey
I didn't grow up in a nice free-range
Farm
I grew up in a cold clinical Factory
from the time we were born we were
fattened up on formula
except for me
my mother kept me hidden from the humans
is it time
these eggs are our future Jake take them
and run and don't stop until you find a
safe place to start a new flock
Mama I'm scared
but I need you to be
important
we're so proud of you here you go
careful now
guys
hmm
I failed
I let down my family
and my flock
I decided I was better off going it
alone where I could never hurt anyone
again
then he arrived the great turkey
listen to me young Jay he told me about
my destiny
gave me the sacred time knob and then
told me the most important thing
remember is that you must never give up
no matter what stood in my way
Jake I'm sorry that must have been
really hard to leave your family but
storming a fort full of armed humans is
a terrible idea I have a plan I
discovered where the hunters store their
weapons we destroy the weapons we stop
the feast
yeah and the hunters won't be a threat
and the flock will be safe exactly and
Jenny's dream comes true what
nothing I'm in
so what's your plan for getting in all
right you've got the easy part yeah yeah
what I'm going to use my incredibly
toned pecs and buttocks to throw you
over the wall go
might have to adjust my angle my angle
no you're not adjusting anything I have
a better idea
okay if we carefully project our impact
point we should be able to see ah got a
splinter
ah it's always the tiny ones that really
hurt
did anybody see you
Jake this is amazing Jake this is
incredible I can't seem to catch this
dot
oh that hurts
oh
you gotta try this incredible workout
one of us may have to do some Recon to
get a better look
really little nautical trick I picked up
38 more magnification
okay I'm gonna rig the powder barrels by
the weapon shed you rig the barrels in
the wagon we'll blow the place Sky High
no weapons no Thanksgiving move out
foreign
he sleep with his eyes open
it's creepy
ah
Powderhorn
Trevor Jake tell us a story again about
the horn That Old Chestnut
foreign
what is that
somebody named Ranger might need a
little proof
that's one what is it it's
two we did it
okay very play cool and maybe they will
take us back to the future so we can
have an excellent adventure
what have you done
it was a space turkey
you've been to the Fort no none of you
don't understand we destroyed the
weapons and traps we even got the
Hunter's wagon it's gone we blew it up
how did you do this actually
it was Jake's plan thanks buddy how do
we know you're telling the truth
excuse me sorry Jenny Jenny wait
foreign
I'll make sure the food is safe
Captain Standish thank God you're here
are you gonna eat that corn
oh
please say it wasn't the Indians it
wasn't the Indians
well a treasure in our midst perhaps it
was those bleeding Birds
you remember you mean turkeys did this
oh they ain't regular Birds they got
magical powers
I've seen them disappear Into Thin Air
seen another two flying in a giant egg
with my mind trying to drive me crazy
well I should say they've succeeded hey
well then oh dear
show me the way
so I guess this means you'll be heading
home to the Future now that your mission
is done
actually
there's one more thing I need to do
ask you to come with me
wait
you're serious I know you said that your
place is here with the flock but I
figure the flock is safe now the hunters
are gone veggie please say yes
no no couldn't you maybe think about it
no no no no what is that
oh no
it's not as aerodynamic as I hope hey
you led them right to us Jake
me
there you are
oh no come on boys we're gonna have a
feast
your fault
Jake I knew he was a coward
everyone quickly in
the evacuation plan
go go go oh justy
I'm sorry Jenny we failed we LED them
right to you it doesn't matter right now
come on
quickly this way
come here my little friend
I got you bro
come on everybody
go get him boy
and you won't come out
we'll burn you out
to the tide pools it's our only way out
now
Reggie the nursery we have to go back
oh
come on
get down to the pools whoa
quickly come on hold up
Jenny Jenny no
I'll find another way but there is no
Jake
come on let's go
don't be scared for Lee
gather everyone onto the beach yes
Father
oh
no hurry
get the extra safety
go join the others not without you
Daddy
I'll always be with you
foreign
this half shell was my father's
whichever of his children has the other
half
will be chief
what
wow
father chose wisely
my father loved this flock
and he will always be a part of it
he gave his life
to give us ours
so we will honor him
but right now we need to do what we must
to survive
they have taken our home they've taken
our family we have only one choice now
we will fight
we will stand and fight this is our home
no more hiding we will attack the fort
free our family and make our flock whole
once again who's with me
we fight we fight we fight brother
all right
good morning Reggie
why the long face
that is a punch line from a joke just
take me home Reggie wait the flock is in
yep and you know why because of us
everything worse but Reggie the great
turkey told me there is no great turkey
there is no Mission you made it all up
in your head it's all a lie
now I'm leaving all right before we mess
things up even more and if you're smart
you'll come with me
look who I'm talking to
turkey turkey I want to fly the
spaceship hey guess who's back bet
you're wondering where I'm tired now
was
see you later Steve goodbye Reggie
hey
snap out of it Reggie we don't have time
for this ah
hey
I'm breaking like 100 time travel rules
and this might destroy the universe but
I don't have a choice I've come back
from the future to tell you something
really important what is it
you're an idiot
whoa that's a little harsh I may not be
a genius but everything you want is back
in 1621 Jenny Jake a whole flock of
friends yeah A Flock that I totally
messed up you're better off without me
no
ah I've come from even farther in the
future to tell you that Jenny and the
flock are gonna attack the fourth they
don't stand a chance oh no
we do we need a plan exactly
oh
sacred time now
sacred time sacred time now
yeah you know what this means what does
it mean oh it's so simple it means I
need to go find the great turkey I bet
he's behind the door that this opens oh
come on
you
you great turkey
I'm the great turkey you're a great
turkey which means Jake was telling the
truth the whole time wow wow I really am
an idiot hate to say I told you so wait
if I'm an idiot then you're an idiot
then again guys guys technically we're
all idiots but we're also all the gray
turkey my mind is being literally blown
right now mine too ah I came back to
make sure we stop and appreciate just
how awesome this is that's awesome
awesome yes totally awesome now if you
are done you need to go back in time
give young Jake his Destiny and then
save your friends right I gotta get
going
oh
come on Steve let's go
we take position here and here their
guns are destroyed so we've got a
fighting chance if we
you
thank you
where's Reggie
huh
listen to me young Jake oh
who are you
I am the great turkey the greatest of
all turkeys and I've come here to give
you a mission not to save 10 turkeys or
even a hundred but all of them
all of them first you must go to Camp
David and find the pardoned turkey the
awesome part in Turkey the awesome
pardon turkey well he's not always
awesome
but he gets awesomer as it goes along
and you will need this for your journey
oh what is it it is the sacred time knob
it is very powerful
it will protect you and keep you safe
from harm but the most important thing
for you to remember is that you must
never give up ever
no matter what stands in your way
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those are some Angry Birds
get the challenge cannons
get the challenge informal line
ready
oh no oh
fire
huh
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the great turkey
hey everybody Welcome Giant Egg looks
delicious
conservatively dressed human beings
I'd like to introduce the gray turkey
it wasn't the
quiz always Reggie
my best friend he brings his blessings
to all of you honor him
what is it
a sign from the grandfathers
a most delicious sign
we should really do this more often
inside my free deliveries out
you should try the breadsticks too
they're delicious
you did it Reggie you saved us all
actually I did yeah and I saved you so
technically I saved everyone so hooray
for me
isn't this wonderful Dusty
that's my slice
oh huh
shut up fatty Oh Hey Joe oh hey Mrs
Bellow Mr anchovy you have soiled our
pizza with your small dried fish
tastes like dirty sock stew better than
my wife's cooking am I right
guys check it out dude
whoa
thank you great turkey
look everyone I'm giving this turkey
thanks
I just invented a word ah it's a
thing like that Happy Thanksgiving
everyone
now that I wasn't on the menu I could
see the holidays for what they were
a time to share
good
time to come together
you with the ones we care about and who
care about us
I thought I wanted to be alone el solo
Lobo
which I later found out was actually a
lobo solitario
turned out
I just needed to find where I belonged
are you sure you won't stay here with
the flock I'm a turkey of action Reggie
well then I guess this is goodbye no
Reggie goodbyes are just hellos carried
across the wind till our paths intersect
once again that's beautiful
and confusing
I'll never forget you
where would you like to go Jeep wherever
we are needed Steve wherever we are
needed
so
is this turkey Paradise
wow you're moving pretty fast for Pisces
whatever that is
thank you
there's a place up ahead and I'm going
just as fast as my feet can fly come
away come away if you're going leave the
sinking ship behind come on
we're going around
before
and a smile for the banjo better get
what I get hands good pitch a ride or
they end on the highway what I need
you can pound a Perpetual emotion get
your mind on a crystal Day always
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you're only going like a second I've
actually been gone for years have you
heard about the turducken
catch a ride along
with me
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thank you
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thank you
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