Daddy Daughter Trip | Rob Schneider | Full 2025 Comedy Family Movie
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Oops. Hi.
Hi. Did you order some sushi?
Oh, thank
you. Hey,
What happened to my sushi? Did you run
over it or something? Oh, no. I didn't
run over it. Did I slam on the brakes
and slammed into the dashboard? But
that's a good thing because this way
you're able to see all the ingredients
in the sushi. A lot of times these sushi
restaurants try to rip you off by
leaving out that little chunk of avocado
right there. And this way you know you
have it.
Dude, you just stuck your finger in my
sushi.
Yes, that was a mistake. And if I could
do it all over again, I'd use a
chopstick. I'm not paying for that,
Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. What combo
you picking?
Uh, one box combo, please. One box
combo. See you around the corner. Okay.
This isn't my
house. What are you doing? Yeah, I I You
were on your phone. I didn't think you'd
mind. Just trying to make a living here,
pal. What? What? What are you doing?
Giving you one stop.
Let's just pick up the food.
How's it going, Ed? Hey, Larry.
Thanks a lot. Two more stops and I'll
get you home, pal. What?
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Oh, time to pick up
mirror. Sorry. Sorry. I just got to
A little help, little push.
Come here. Let's go inside and call your
mom. Okay.
There he is. Daddy.
Daddy. Hi, honey. How was school today?
It was great. I made you another
drawing. I love it. It's a It's amazing.
It's terrific.
Did you come up with a new invention?
Not yet, but I got a new idea. It's It's
kind of a car seat where the kid steers
and the daddy pushes. Okay, let's try
it. All right. All
right. Make a left at the next right.
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Hi, Mom. Hey, guys.
Hi, Mom. Babe,
mom, I made you this drawing.
This is so good,
Mera. I love it. Thank you. Oo, what
smells good over here? Chicken pot pie.
We can eat it with my new invention. Oh,
good.
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Cool.
Honey, this is your math homework.
Weren't you supposed to turn this in
today? Yeah, but I don't like math. I
like
drawing. I'm going to be a cartoonist,
not a math person. And I think you're
going to be the greatest cartoonist in
the world. But you're going to need math
to count all that money you're going to
make. That's why you need to do all your
math work.
Hey, that's nice.
Dad didn't have to learn math to be an
inventor. Yes, he did. You need geometry
and engineering to make it all
fit. That's
math. I can't wait to hang it up on the
fridge after you turn it in.
Why don't you go start your homework and
I'll let you know when dinner's ready.
Okay, Mom.
Got a really talented kid there. I
know. She's got to do all her school
work, though. All she wants to do is
draw.
Yeah, but if you don't follow your
dreams, babe, that's like a stomach ache
for your whole life. I'm not saying that
to go after your dreams. But Mirror's
eight. By the
way, what did you do to Mirror's hula
hoop?
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This cools the soup so you don't have
to. Your dad's a genius. A spoon with a
fan attached.
Yeah. All
right. Put on the fan, honey, so you
don't burn yourself.
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It's okay. Sorry, honey. I'm sorry. I
know. Obviously, I need to make some
adjustments. Just a
prototype. Hey, let me adjust your
family, honey. Just going to reverse it
here. Hang on.
Sorry. Let me get you. Sorry. Sorry,
Dad. I'm just going to blow on it. Don't
support my competitor.
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So, are we going to get to go somewhere
fun for spring break this year?
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It's
just I'm sorry, honey. Mom and dad are
trying as hard as we can. I just don't
think we can afford it this year.
But you promised last year we could go.
I know we did.
Look, last year I flat out lied to your
face. I'm sorry about that. But hey,
Champion, next year we're going to go
somewhere great. I promise. Definitely.
One of Dad's inventions will take off by
then for sure.
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I am hungry. Can I be excused? Sure,
sweetie.
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Did you see the look on her face? We
have to do something special for that
girl. I know. You're right. And we will.
I'm just one invention away. I feel it.
And I know you're going to do
it. But until then, I think you should
apply at the grocery store. They're
hiring baggers. We could use the extra
cash for Mirror especially. I don't want
to work at a grocery store. That's like
telling the universe I give up. Hey, I
work at a grocery store, you big jerk.
Look, you're a cashier. That's a highly
respected position in society. Everybody
knows that. I'm talking about the guy 5T
away from you who puts the groceries in
the bag. You know, the guy that really
gave up.
Okay, I deserve that.
We have
$62 in the bank, Larry. That's only
enough for half the rent this month.
All
right, I'll go down there. But I don't
want to get the job cuz you work there.
I want to get it on my own. Of course.
And you will. You're a boué.
You're
right. We're bubs.
We're winners. You got this.
Megan basically already got you the job.
She did? Yeah.
Here. I just need your signature.
Well, just so you know, I'm only looking
for part-time work because I'm an
inventor and I'm a ninja. My star
throwing competition is next week.
Well, I'm going to get back to my
inventions. It's what I do. Invent.
Frank, I can't thank you enough. Let me
give you 500 bucks. No, no, it's not
necessary. I mean, I'm just doing it for
a friend. What? Just take it, please.
No, that's Look, that's not why I do it.
I just like to help people make money.
Then I feel good. I know, but look at
this. Look at all this. Here, take a few
hundred for me so I don't feel bad.
Okay. I I I don't feel comfortable, but
thanks. Okay, man. I just have so much
money. I don't even know what to do with
this.
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Um, excuse excuse
me. Um, excuse me, sir. Uh, what is it
that you do? Ah, well, uh, not much. I'm
afraid I'm independently wealthy, but if
you have money, it's nice to be able to
help people. Well, I mustn't stay here
chattering. I got uh people to help. How
do how do how do I get to be one of
those people? Oh, well, I can I can make
you rich like I make the other guy rich.
But the problem is you have to have an
incredible startup
idea. I do have an idea. It's It's for
camping. A hoop for for privacy when you
have to go. It's called the hula hoop.
I like it
already. Let me show you. Sure. Let's
look.
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So, this is the hula poop. I love it.
Brilliant. This is going to make you
millions. Now, the only thing you need
is a patent. How do I get a patent?
Well, from the Washington patent office.
You see? Now, if we had some money, we
could set this ball rolling
now. Hey, there's an ATM machine right
behind you.
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Thank you.
Can't wait to tell my wife.
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What?
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Hey, wait. What are you?
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Hey. Darn it.
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Count down to spring break. This is
exciting, guys. I want to hear all about
your plans. Um, Leah,
my family and I are going canoeing.
Nice. How about Emily?
Me and my family are going ziplining.
Awesome. And you, Valerie? Me and my
family are going to Arizona Wild Animal
Park and we're going to Butterfly
Wonderland.
Great.
Mera, tell us your plans for spring
break.
Do you have plans, sweetie?
Mera.
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Uh, me and my family are
going ziplining.
Um, Santiago, we're going canoeing,
um, butterfly Wonderland. We're also
going to Arizona.
That's That's great, Tamira.
Be
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nice. M said she's going ziplining and
to Arizona. What a liar. You don't have
the money to go canoeing. Your dad
delivered food to my house. Maybe your
dad works the zipline.
Listen up, poop
faces. Mirror's going to all those
places. And yes, I deliver food to your
parents because your dad's clinically
depressed and can't leave the house.
Okay.
Bye. Come on. You're good. worry about
meeting kids.
We can't thank you enough for letting us
stay here, Karen. It is my pleasure. It
is a delight to have the two of you stay
with me.
Well, the three of us really appreciate
it.
So, this was your grandmother's house?
Yes. It's been in my family for a
hundred years. Wow.
You can
tell new homes don't have that old lady
smell. You got to earn that.
Mom.
Dad. I'm
scared. I don't want to sleep over by
myself. Oh, honey. I'll come sleep with
you. You got a real good mom there.
Okay. Get some sleep. See you in the
morning. Love you.
Move
over. I just got kicked off my couch.
I got to warn you, I fart in my sleep.
I can sleep through anything.
a lot.
What the hell?
Oh, come on.
Good morning, sweetheart. Morning.
Hey, Dad. Hi, honey. How's my little
girl doing? Good. I'm drawing. Can you
tell me one of your stories?
Um, let me think of
one. Once upon a time, there was a
cookie that loved to complain.
I like it.
When the mommy was baking them in the
oven, the cookie complained.
It's too hot in here. Take me out. So
the mommy took the cookie out. But the
cookie complained again. I'm not done
yet. I'm still soft in the middle. Put
me back in. So the mommy put the cookie
back in. It's too hot again. The cookie
complained. When the cookie was done
baking, the mommy took him out.
Now I'm too cold, the cookie
complained. So the mommy put him in a
cookie jar with the other cookies. And
the cookie complained again. Get me out
of here. I can't breathe. I got all
these cookies on top of me. So the mommy
put the cookie on a plate on the
counter. And the cookie complained even
more. How come you guys get to watch the
TV? I'm just stuck on a plate. So the
mommy moved the plate so the cookie
could see the TV. Still, the cookie
complained. How come you guys get to sit
on the comfortable couch, so the mommy
put the cookie on the couch? How come
the dog is closer to the TV than me? So
the mommy put the cookie right in front
of the dog. And the cookie complained
again. Now I'm too close to the TV. And
then the cookie complained one last
time. I don't like the way that dog is
looking at me. Then the dog ate the
cookie.
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That was so funny. Dad, I can't wait to
see your drawing of it.
Dad,
can I ask you something? Sure, honey.
When are we moving back into our own
house?
Hopefully soon.
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Did you mean what you said at school?
What's that?
Are you really taking me on spring
break?
Of course. We're going to go ziplining,
canoeing, butterfly wonderland. We're
going to go to Arizona.
What's happening?
Are you okay, Dad?
I'm fine. I'm giving you a ticket.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited. I'm going to go pack.
Bye.
Uh, I'll tell you what. How about I
don't give you the ticket and you don't
make me pay for
this. Have a nice day, sir.
Hey, officer. Officer.
Officer,
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this guy's pretty amazing. This guy's
whack.
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Larry, I need to talk to you. What about
Mirror? told me that you're taking us on
a spring break trip.
She did. As much as I would love to go
on vacation, I have to work. You
hopefully are starting in a week. I am.
You do realize we're living at my
friend's house. Who hates your guts? I
want to do something special for
me. Why does Karen hate my guts? That's
not important. What's important is how
are we going to pay for it? Look, I did
pretty good today. Check the chip jar.
Honey, you have seven dimes in your
bucket. Two of those sounded like
quarters.
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Larry, please just don't break our
daughter's heart.
I
won't. I promise.
I'll see you back at the
house. At my friend's house.
Bubble. Bubble. It's
bubbleé. It's got a little thing over
the e. It's called an accent. Oh, I
don't have an accent. I'm from here.
Anyway, I'm here to donate blood. Mhm.
Okay. Second door on the left.
On your left. It's my left. Sorry. Yeah,
my left. Okay.
Second door on the left.
Second door on the left.
Yeah, it's
Bubé, like the singer. Michael
Bubé. He's a Canadian. It's probably why
his music hasn't reached here yet.
Right. Okay, round two. Let's go. Mr.
Bubé, you can only give blood once or
you'll start to feel weak. Someone at
the front will give you your $40.
Are you sure? Cuz I'm ready to go. I'm
positive. Sure. I'm calling security.
All righty. It's a shame cuz it's ready
to go. Let's go. Yeah. Faucet is going.
Mhm.
Bye-bye.
Thank you very much.
Ah, here to donate blood.
What's your name? Name? Um, Jim. Me.
Jim. Jim. Jimmy. Jimmy. Second door on
the left. How did you know that?
Well, uh, you know, blood places is
always a second door on the left. Okay.
Thank you very much.
Pleasure. I enjoyed it.
Hello, I'm uh I just landed in my plane,
of course, and I'm here to donate the
blood. Second door on the left.
Sorry. Perfectly sorry. 100% me. 100%
me.
Oh, thank
you. You shouldn't have.
I'm good. Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
May I just
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Excuse me, sir.
here for you. Uh, don't worry about it.
I didn't even order any groceries. Huh?
You didn't have 234 Agricopa? No, the
even numbers are across the street.
cross the street. Really? So,
pick up all the stuff.
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I'm ready. Oh, make sure you use the
bathroom before we leave. Unless you
want to use the hula poop.
Uh, I'll go to the bathroom.
So, what do you have planned? Take her
for some ice cream, maybe the zoo. She's
going to have the best spring break of
all time. Larry, you're doing it again.
Let's try to keep her expectations in
slightly disappointed to devastated
range. It's going to be way better than
devastated. I promise. I love you. I
love you, too. Come on, baby.
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Love you, Mom. See you after spring
break. Come on, let's go.
I hope you guys have a pretty great
time.
See you after spring break. So, I guess
I'll see you guys tonight then. Let's
go. Spring break. Woohoo.
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Is this great or what? So, what do you
have planned, Dad? What do we have
planned? What don't I have planned? More
like uh so many surprises. What
surprises?
What surprises? Well, if I told you, it
wouldn't be a surprise.
Uh the first surprise is uh we're almost
out of gas. Going to the gas station.
Woo! Gas station. Spring break. Forget
you, Cancun. We're going to the gas
station. Yeah.
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You ready to have some fun? Yeah.
Hi. $20 on pump number five, please. All
right, let's get this going.
2425, 1935,
1940. Is that 1935 or 1945? Do we need
to start again? Hey, Hurry up.
I was hurrying it up until someone
distracted me. Now I'm going to have to
count it all over again for the seventh
time.
Anyway, Susan B. Anthony is like the
least collectible of all coins. I'll
just pay for it. Thank you. You, sir,
are a gentleman. Unlike you, young man.
You are what one might call a huge butt
wipe.
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So, where are we going now, Dad? I'll
give you a hint. We might get a little
wet. Are we going to a water park?
Kind of.
Yeah. Yeah.
Can I open my eyes yet?
Yeah, you
can. Hang on.
What?
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Whoa. It's the carpet strip monster. I'm
so scared.
Oh. Oh my
goodness. I'm going in. Here we go.
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Huh? Help
me.
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Was that scary or what?
Not as scary as you pretending this is
the water park.
Spring break, baby.
Dad, where are we going? Um, we're going
to an incredible place. Really?
Yeah. I got it all planned
out. Okay. Yeah, Dad's coming, too.
Don't worry. Dad's coming.
Okay. That's good. That's good.
All right, there you go.
Hey, can I help you guys?
Hi. Just petting the animals. Oh, you
want to pet the animals? Go ahead. Pet
away. Thank you. I can't wait to draw
some pictures of them. Oh, that's
wonderful. Hey, you know, if you want,
you could feed him some treats. Really?
Yeah. Go ahead. Take the whole bucket.
Wow. How about that? Hey, you know what
would be real fun? Yeah. If we cleaned
up after some sheep.
What? Get in there. Yeah.
This is fun, huh?
Spring break.
Spring break. This is like sick break.
Dad, I'm starving. I haven't eaten all
day.
Well, I'm going to feed you right now,
honey. I'm going to take you to a great
place to eat. You'll love
it. World class
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dining. Hi.
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Well, hello. What's up, boo? What are
you hungry for?
What? What? What would you like to get?
I'll take the roast beef sandwich.
Well, she'll have the roast beef
sandwich, please. One roast beef
sandwich, homie.
That's not enough meat. What? I need
more meat. More meat?
Well, now that's too much meat. Now I'm
going to need more
bread. Can I have an extra plate, too?
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[Laughter]
I love Jerry Lewis. Amazing.
Dad. Yeah. I could barely hear the
movie.
Honey, these are the best seats in the
house. You kidding me? You get too
close, you're going to strain your neck
looking up at the screen like ah. Oh,
you don't want that.
Shh.
Hey, baby. Can I call you back? We're at
the movies. Is that mom? Let me talk to
her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hi,
Mom.
Merror. Honey, what movie are you
watching? I'm not quite sure. We're kind
of watching other people watch your
movie.
I found a pair of shoes. Can I talk to
dad for a sec again, please? Fine.
Hey, baby. Yeah, Mera's having a great
trip.
What was that? I should tell you.
Is this appropriate for Merror to be
watching? Was about a minute ago.
We got to get going. There's about to be
some crude humor. No, no, no. Don't hang
up. Hey, hang on, Val.
Yeah. Here you
go. It's the hula poop.
Nice. Thank you, sir.
It's nice, isn't
it? Beautiful.
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Mera, I love you all the way to that
star and back.
Dad, that looks like an airplane.
It's an
airplane. No, behind the airplane.
That's another airplane.
Behind those two airplanes, there's a
star. And I love you all the way to that
star. I look like a UFO.
It does look like a UFO.
Thank you. I love you all the way to the
end of the universe and it has no end.
So, you just have to keep going till you
get to the farthest part of the universe
and
back. It's pretty far.
I love
you all the way to the end of this
universe and then to the next one and
then the next one and then
back a thousand
times infinity.
I love you all the way to the hood of
the car to the windshield and halfway
back.
That doesn't seem like as far as what I
was just saying.
I love
you all the way from my
nose to the hair on my ear. E and then
back to the third booger in my right
nostril.
Excuse me.
I love you all the way to my index
finger to my thumb and they're
touching. It doesn't seem like a lot.
I love you.
I love you, too,
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Mera. This trip is going to start being
awesome tomorrow. I promise,
Dad.
Yeah.
I'm going to need to go home
tomorrow. Thanks for
trying. Love you,
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Dad. I love you, too.
Please show me a sign.
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Please Villa Resort, Scottdale.
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Come on.
Where are we? What are What are we
doing? What is this place? I'm not sure
yet. Just come come.
What are we doing? We're
delivering pizzas.
Let's go. Come on. Come on. Here. Grab
that one.
Just follow me and do what I do. Should
we be doing this? Probably not.
You must be Janine. Yes. We are so happy
to have you at our hotel. We're big fans
of your travel blog. Wow. Gracias.
Sir, I'm going to sign this for you.
Sir, excuse me. Sir, your reservation
for Jose Andre's new restaurant is all
set for 6:30. Perfect. And our Cavana,
it's ready for you. Right next to the
pool. Incred. Perfect.
I might work reception, but I can do
anything. If you need a
massage, even if I'm not supposed to,
pedicure, babysitting, I'm your gal,
Jackie of all trades.
Let's take a look. Thank you, honey.
I said I don't want to. Okay.
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Are you sure it's okay?
100%.
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Little help.
Was
that I am not getting sunburned
again. A little help,
please. Sunscreen. Can't reach.
I'm not really comfortable with that.
No, I'm going to do the
front. Come here for the
back. Place can't reach.
Even still, I'm not touching
you. No problem. I got this.
Hey there. Be careful on the edge over
there. There's a giant pool right there.
You wouldn't want one
accidentally. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm
okay.
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Bubé is the name. Larry Bouubé like
singer Michael Bubé.
Santiago and Fernanda Arita.
Nice to meet you. Rachel Valawa.
That's foreign.
Yes. We from Spain and Mexico. I
figured, you know, unpronouncable name,
strange accent equals foreign.
I'm going to grab a drink.
Do you want something, honey? No, I'm
okay. Thank you.
I'm good.
See,
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there's a lot of money in blood. Is that
so? They say you're supposed to wait 30
days between donations. I don't.
Interesting. A lot of lot of hoops you
got to jump through. A lot of
regulations, blood, the body keeps
making it. That's the beauty of it.
Telly's swimming.
Oh my goodness. Yes.
Who is that sweet little girl? That's my
little mirror. She's quite the fish.
She'll swim all day if you let her.
Yes. Another
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Excuse me, sir. Can I please see that
hotel key of yours that I'm 1,000% sure
you don't have?
I I left it Can I please finish that
sentence for you? Left it in the hotel
room that you also don't have.
Wayne, treat this guy like he took your
hair.
Please don't do this in front of my kid.
Your kid has five more minutes. Then you
have to find a reason to leave. Thank
you.
And clean the chair. Looks like a clown
blew his brains out.
Dad, I'm sorry. We have to go. I'm so
sorry.
Why do we have to leave? I was having so
much fun. Look, I didn't want to have to
tell you this, but somebody left a
little gift in the
pool with their butt. With her butt? Ew,
gross.
I think you should drive. I had two of
those sand in the cracks drinks. They
were strong.
We'll still have fun. Okay.
I don't think that's the name of the
drink, but you're right. I should write
Stay right here. Okay, I'll be right
back. Excuse me.
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How do I put it in gear? You just push
the button under the steering wheel.
Oh, there you go. Hey, you dropped it.
We have to call an ambulance.
No. Why not?
Maybe he's okay.
We just run over him. We
You hit my car. Hello. Hello. Run over.
Hello.
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What
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the hell?
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Oh, you guys came back early.
Thank you, Jimmy. What a great
recommendation. Wow, you guys ate fast.
Yes, we just had appetizers which were
marvelous. Let me clean. No, no, no.
Don't worry. We like it dirty. My phone.
Oh, stay away from your phone. Well, let
me know if you need anything, please. We
don't. Thank you.
This is bad. We're going to get sued.
That's what Americans do. They sue each
other. Maybe he won't. Do you know in
America if someone breaks into your
house and drowns in your pool, they can
sue you? That doesn't make any sense.
How's the person going to sue you if
they're dead? I don't know all the
details. But listen, if he gets a
judgment against us, we could lose our
work visas. We won't be allowed back in
the country. Most of our followers are
here, so we could lose everything. We
can let that happen.
Yes. Look at the
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Is my dad in there?
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Hi, honey.
Hey, Dad. Are you okay?
completely 100%.
Can I offer you something to drink?
Not you.
What kind of tea would you like? Oh, I'm
a big fan of all teas. Afternoon,
midday, sleepy time, detox. And if I
don't have any plans, I might even go
Smooth
move. Let me come over there and get it.
Are these your drawings?
Yeah.
What's this story about?
This is a story about a boy who had too
many birthdays.
What
happens? Once there was a boy who wished
that every day would be his birthday.
Every day?
Yeah. The first day all of his friends
came to his birthday party and they all
brought him presents. He got everything
he wanted. He even got to eat three
pieces of cake. The next day when he
woke up, it was his birthday again. Only
this time, only half of the friends came
to his birthday
party and only a few of them presents.
There was cake, but he only felt like
eating one piece this time. The next day
he woke up, it was his birthday again.
But this time, none of his friends came
to his birthday party. And the thought
of eating any cakes made his stomach
hurt. By the time two weeks had passed,
he didn't even want to go to his own
birthday party anymore. When he went to
sleep that night, he made another wish
that it would not be his birthday every
day. He woke up the next day and he got
his wish. When unfortunately for him,
because it had been 14 days of
birthdays, he was 20 years
old. And I had to go out and get a
job as a school janitor.
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My daughter's really having fun with
your son.
It's so nice to see him playing. He
hasn't been himself for a while. Yeah,
he's our nephew.
Both his parents died in a terrible
mountain climbing accident in the
Himalayas.
Himalayas?
I heard a lot of good things about the
Himalayas until now, of course.
How did I get in here?
You hit our car with your face, but it
was an accident. So, we completely
understand. Don't worry, we are not
going to sue you. We don't do that kind
of thing. You don't do that kind of
thing, do you? Suing?
Why would I sue you? Exactly. Why would
you?
Then again, you guys do seem kind of
rich.
[Laughter]
I can see how it looks that way. I'm
just
kidding. But seriously, how much you
think I can get if I did sue you?
[Laughter]
We don't have a lot of money. We're just
travel bloggers. We write reviews for
hotels. That's why they put us up in the
nicest room. The company we work for
pays for all of this.
Yeah, maybe I should sue the company
that you work for.
Your faces are priceless and
awesome. You
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Barazil butterfly wonderland
ziplining. These are all the places Mera
wanted to go on spring break. We are
taking our nephew to all these places to
write about them. A lucky guy.
Now I know what we can do for you. Yeah.
What if we go to all these places?
Uhhuh.
And after Yeah. We'll let you know what
a great time we had.
Oh,
and you can see the pictures on our
blog.
Or maybe you can join
us. Come with us.
That would be
amazerfic. Let me go tell
Meera. Mera.
A miserific. I must have hit his head
hard.
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So pretty up here. Those are the red
rocks right over there. Yes. Wow.
Beautiful. It's really pretty. Yeah. Oh,
a deer. Oh. Oh, right behind a bush.
Beautiful.
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Larry. Hi, Mom. Hi, sweetie. Where are
you? We're in a vend with people from
another country I've never met before.
With a kid that bears. What? Who? Here
we go. Bye.
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And I know there's no
denying. It's a beautiful day to
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send it.
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Hey, baby. Where are we? Arizona. That's
right. We having fun. Yay.
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Oh my god.
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Look out there.
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Hey. Hi, baby. Hi, Mommy. We're having
so much fun. That's right. Where are you
guys? We're just about to jump out of a
tree. Ready? Yeah.
I got to go. We're having too much fun.
Wait, wait. Where are you guys going?
And how are you doing all this? That's a
beautiful
smiling
drinking's
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beautiful boy complaining cuz I'm glad
that you're the one who got
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up. Then you've got
another
way cuz it's a beautiful
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day. It's a beautiful day.
Theo, look what mirror made.
What's this? It's the story about a
little girl who everything she touches
turns to
marshmallows. She was happy about it
until she hugged her mom. Marshmallows
can't drive you to school because
they'll car.
Wow.
You are a very creative young lady.
Thank you.
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Four five.
Fancy. This is very fancy.
After dinner, we get in the car and
drive away. Santiago. No, no, no, no. We
can't just leave them here. Of course we
can. We are not responsible for their
entire vacation. Santiago.
He jumped out of a tree today, so he
can't sue us now. He's obviously 100%
recovered. I have the video on my phone.
Hey,
do you want wine? Oh. Uh, yeah. You
choose the kind. No, no, no. I choose.
Okay. Okay. What would you like? Rivero
bord.
I can go for the river with Marcus.
Okay.
You've been here before. So many times.
things.
Theo, if you ever need a story,
I made this for you.
Thank you. You're welcome.
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These are great.
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Look at that.
Wow. Honey, we got the cover. Condas,
baby.
Fantastical.
Let's celebrate.
Thank you, honey. Cheers. Huh? Cheers.
This is the biggest travel magazine
ever. Champagne. Congrats. Whatever is
going on. Good
champagne, madam. Let me open
it. I've always wanted to try this. Go
for it.
We deserve this.
To
success.
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His thumb's gone.
And I know, right?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. What's this? I'm going to
need this.
Thank you. Sorry, ladies.
Take that.
Dad, do you want to play?
I'd love to, but uh I just sewed my
thumb back on 30 minutes
ago. Thumbs are important. What
separates us from the apes? Yes,
Dad. Apes have thumbs.
Let's agree to disagree.
All right, let me in there.
Come here.
Which one am I? You're the one losing.
What were you thinking? He's going to
take everything we have now. Me? You
were the one who ordered the champagne.
Seriously?
Think about this. You don't have to
worry because we are friends and friends
don't see friends.
Friends don't cut off other friends
fingers.
What is that?
This was my mom's scarf.
It doesn't smell like her anymore.
I'm sorry,
Theo. I made you another drawing. What
is
it? It's a monarch
butterfly. Have you heard of them? No.
The monarch butterfly lays her egg under
a leaf. The only lives for two or three
weeks, but her dream is for her baby to
fly even farther than she did and to
have fun.
But But why would she leave?
Cuz she knows that one day all the
butterflies will be together again in
paradise.
Why do you draw?
It's like the opposite of math. I love
it. What do you love?
I don't know. I never really thought
about it. Did you have fun today?
Yeah, I did. Good. Cuz if you said you
did it, I would have hit you with this.
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Hey, what's going on here? Time
out. Give me that. All
right. Time out over.
Time out.
But don't punch me in the face because
I'm a blogger. Okay. Time out over.
[Music]
Time out.
Time out. Over.
That was you this time.
You're fine. You're perfect. It's
nothing. It's a beautiful night.
[Music]
Okay, Tail, say something. What do I
say? Anything.
Can you hear me now? Nope.
Can I see those?
These
These are excellent.
So, do you come up with all these? Well,
my dad tells the stories, then I draw
them. We're a storytelling team.
Oh my god. I think other children would
absolutely love your stories and
drawings. I hope so. I'm going to be a
cartoonist when I grow up.
Well, Mera, I can't promise anything,
but the woman we work for runs a book
publishing company. We're meeting her
tomorrow on her plane, and I think she
might like this. Who knows what could
happen?
Really? That would be amazing.
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I love that
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word. This is my favorite song.
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Hey, baby. Oh, we had a terrific time.
Oh, I can't wait to see you guys. I'm
glad Mera had a good time.
Yeah, you made it happen to her. Thank
you.
I just got lucky.
Hey, Megan, when I get back, I'm going
to take that job as a bagger at the
store.
You serious?
Yeah. My inventing days are behind me.
All right. We can talk about it when you
get back. Okay.
I love you. Tell me I love her and I
love you.
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Are you okay?
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I want to thank both of you for giving
Mera the best brain break of life.
Are you kidding? Thank you. Santiago and
I had a blast. And Theo is laughing
again. Having you and Mirror with us was
amazerfic life of you.
The truth
is I'm just an unsuccessful
inventor who was trying to show his
daughter a good time on spring break.
and I was failing miserably at
it until you ran over me.
Sorry. It was my pleasure.
Now I feel terrible.
Why? Why?
I'm
sorry, but I have to give you this.
What?
You're Selenas. I knew it. I knew
it. Listen. I Larry Bubé like Michael
Bubé. Promise never to sue my dear
friends Santiago and Fernanda.
Friends, don't sue friends.
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[Applause]
Thank you. I got her. Okay. All right.
We got you the same room we had at the
villa.
Here is the key.
Thank you. See you tomorrow at the
airport. Thank you for everything.
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Dad,
do you think the publisher lady is going
to like my drawings?
Oh, she's going to love them,
Dad.
Yeah. Did you mean what you said last
night?
What was that? They're going to take
that job as a bagger.
That's a good job, baby.
But it's not your dream. Inventing is
your dream.
Sometimes when you have a
dream, you wake
up.
Besides, you and your mom are the best
dream I could ever have.
[Music]
Anyway, now come
on. Let's do this.
Let's go. Come on.
Come on.
Bye.
[Music]
Best spring break ever. I had an awesome
time.
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doing it.
I can't wait to see town.
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This little girl is so talented. I
promise you won't be disappointed.
[Music]
You ready? Yeah.
You're doing it. You're doing it.
No, no, no, no.
What's the matter?
Don't do this to me. What's the matter?
You're going to have to drive. What?
You're going to have to drive. I don't
have my driver's license yet. I'm eight.
You can steer like you did before.
Santiago, are your friends coming or
not? I have a meeting in New York. I
can't miss.
Go straight. You got it, honey. You're
doing great. We're going to make it.
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We're going to make it. We're going to
make it. Just keep going straight. You
don't get I love you. We're going to
make it.
Can we please give it a few more
minutes? We would be so grateful.
5 minutes.
To the airport.
Okay, Army. Okay, go. Come on. You got
to run for it. Run for Mickey. Come on,
honey. Hold my hand. I'm going to go.
We're going to make it. You got it. Come
on. Come on.
Ma'am, we're at risk of losing our
takeoff window.
I'm sorry.
We're going to make it. We're going to
make it. We're going to make it. We're
going to make it. Come on. We're going
to make it. Come on.
We're here for the arch of a letter jet.
Oh, I'm sorry. The plane just took off.
Can you turn the plane around?
I can, sweetie.
Sorry, I didn't get a chance to say bye
to Bel.
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told me not to break her heart.
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here. I'm
really I'm really sorry.
Mera, don't. Mirror,
why not? You quit,
sweetheart. We'll fix it.
I love you.
[Music]
It was fantastic. I loved it. Wow.
[Music]
Hey, watermelons and tampons. What a
night.
Hey.
Hi.
[Music]
Hi Karen. I can't find Mera.
She's not here. What do you mean she's
not there? She's not here. Karen can't
find Mera. What? Did you ask her
teacher? I've been everywhere. She's not
here, Larry. She can't find her
anywhere. She doesn't know where Mera
is. We'll find her. I promise you, we'll
find her.
I'm going to go look inside again. Okay.
[Music]
Yeah.
Look at this.
Yeah. Your
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book.
Amazing. I can't believe it.
[Music]
I'm not surprised. Not
last broken heart so many times I stop.
What's your name? Hi Ben.
[Music]
Hi. I love your book. Could I have your
autograph? You got it.
[Music]
Your book is amazing. It was awesome. We
loved it.
[Music]
Thank you. See you at school.
Bye. Poke.
Hi, Megan. Is Larry there? Oh my god.
Babe, what? Hey, cousin. It's Michael
Boué, as in Larry Bubé. Hey, Michael
Bubé. See everybody? It's Michael Bubé.
We are cousins. Congrats on the book,
Larry. My wife, my kids, and I
absolutely love it. He loves the book.
He loves the book.
Hey, we're huge fans. Oh, thanks, Larry.
Not just at Christmas.
Okay. Thanks, Lar. Listen, I actually
got to get going. Are you happily
married? On a scale of 1 to 10, if it's
anything below a nine, I'm on a plane
right now.
Give me that. Hey, it's great to talk to
Larry, but I really got to run. I got to
jump on stage. Hey, Michael. I feel like
I know you. I just haven't met you
yet. Hello. Michael, we got
disconnected. That Canadian cell service
is terrible. Hey, Michael.
Michael. Larry,
you inventor of the hula hoop. I've been
looking everywhere for
you. I got a check for
$25,000 for you.
What? Oh, this is huge. Taiwan, South
Korea.
Great. Okay, so I'm in.
$750,000 goes into a small tin can.
May I have your autograph? What is it?
It's a book contract. Florence want you
guys to do another one.
Oh my. This is amazing.
Hey, summer vacation's coming up.
Summer, where are we going? Summer?
Nowhere. You know, we're coming with
you. No, no, no.
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Wait for us. We're coming.
Haven't met you
[Music]
yet. I just haven't met you
yet. Thank you for watching our movie.
Dad, tell me another one of your
stories. I'll draw a cartoon.
Okay. Once upon a time, there was a
princess who didn't appreciate Jack
Squat. Jack who? Jack Squat the frog.
You see, Jack Squat was a fraud who
worked for a
princess that never said thank you. Not
even once. Not even
once. Jack Squad did everything for the
young princess. He cut up her food. He
put it in her mouth. Jack Squad brushed
her hair and her teeth with the same
brush, of course. Ew, gross. Why didn't
you use a toothbrush? That's a question
for Jack's
squad. One day, after Jack helped the
princess chew her food and blink her
eyeballs, Jack waited for a thank
you. But it never came. So Jack said to
himself, "This princess doesn't
appreciate Jack's squat." So Jack's
squat went back to his pond. One day, he
found a pink hair ribbon that belonged
to a beautiful princess.
When Jack returned the ribbon, the
princess kissed Jack on the cheek to say
thank
you. And with that
kiss, Jack turned into a handsome young
prince, and the two were
married. At the wedding, the princess,
who never said thank you, came
by, but she wasn't able to eat any of
the wedding cake because she didn't have
anybody to help her chew it. Did the
princess realize that the handsome
prince was Jack? Nope. The princess
didn't recognize the handsome prince
because she didn't appreciate Jack's
squat.
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Brilliant. I love it.
