Camp Cool Kids - Family Comedy
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together we can make the sun cloudy
days when we're here it all just feels
right and we have lots and lots to say
if today
it all changes if tomorrow is still the
same
i'm just happy to be myself
having fun feeling no shame
just hanging out without a doubt it
shows all the difference between us and
one day
you'll
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the sun is
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together we can make the sun cloudy days
just turn away
when we're here it all just feels right
and we have lots and lots to say
if today
it all changes if tomorrow it's still
the same
i'm just happy to be myself
having fun feeling no shame
just hanging out without a doubt it
shows all the difference between us in
one day
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the sun is shining
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between us and one day
you'll see
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the sun
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is up to
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hmm
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hey morning peach there's your coffee
made some cupcake better
thanks dad
how's it going
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he say anything to you
uh
grunted a few times
it could have been uh good morning now
that i think of it
zack breakfast
you seen spence
no i have not
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hey there you are
looking good spence looking good my boy
it's breakfast time get your clothes on
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so you looking forward to camp
zach
excited about camp
anyway um i
i gave your skateboard away
and um i've sold you to a traveling
circus as it would be it's a very
interesting group of people i'm sure
you'll get along great zack
what
are you okay
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mia
i'm fine
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i know how hard this is
i'm fine
really
you can talk to me zach
i miss him too
i just want that
hey all hands on deck
ah magnificent breakfast if i do say so
myself
i'm out i'm gonna check out town
take your brother with you why can't i
stay here with you the last thing i need
is him tagging along while i'm trying to
check out the town
you go together like the brothers you
are
or you can stay here and help me unpack
boxes
what's it gonna be
let's go spence
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would you hurry up
grandpa's safety
never takes a vacation
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come on spence
hey wait up
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i'm worried about them oh they'll be all
right i've been through so much and zach
doesn't talk to anyone well
look he just needs a little time is off
it's only natural
spence
he's
he just a late bloomer
hey nice skating man
why don't you take a seat
thanks
so uh you new here yeah actually i just
moved
cool
and uh what about him
it's my little brother spence
what with all the body armor kids
grandpa's safety never takes a day off
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i'm zach dean
and uh this is jimmy
that's my girl
rosemary
she doesn't know it yet
wait till cam
you'll see
campus rumor yeah
you going too
what cabin you in i don't know um
i'm guessing you guys escaped
every day
dean here is the best no offense what's
your favorite move i look like the trick
where you
watch it kid
i didn't mean to don't worry
i'll find a way to get you back
you going to campus stream with two spaz
you're welcome to stay at our cabin
make sure he's not with you
uh
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what'd that poor old bike ever do to you
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lemonade
hey
tough day huh
i know just the thing
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are you sure this is the right way can't
you smell it
hey
now look feast your eyes huh
take a look
huh isn't she a beaut
come on let's go catch the evening meal
okay we're gonna be real quiet now
don't let them know we're here
nice fence
all right there partner
huh
what
you all right
what yeah
so tell me again whose boat this is
belongs my dear friend eugenia boone
known for years
it's been sweet on me since we were in
high school but uh
i'm playing hard to get
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and she
doesn't
you know
keep any pets or anything like that in
our lake right
pets
yeah
you know like large aquatic things i
can't say i'm aware of any other than
the fish and there are some sons of guns
in this ear hole
well look i suppose we can say on the
dock if you if you want
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it's
take a seat right in the middle there
off we go
i've asked matey
what a day
it is true science that a good fishing
always cures what ails you
i ever tell you the story of the men of
the boat when the big storm came in
i don't think so
well see this man was taking a bit of a
cat nap in a fishing boat with his
friends after a long day at work
mind you when
just like this
storm came upon them wind wailing
whipping the boat long ways sideways
every which way
waves knocking against them big as
houses
knocking against them one after another
sounds awful
it surely was
and these men started getting scared
really scared because you see they'd
forgotten
who was sleeping in the boat
wait a minute
i think i remember this one
was it
jesus
bingo
so why were they scared
exactly my boy why indeed
he was right there with him
whoa whoa
fish on
whoa
what do i do really man really well i
can't
of course you can i believe in you now
believe in yourself boy you'll be taking
a dip with that monster real soon come
on
you got it reel it in
come on you can't of course you can't
just have faith huh bring them in bring
them in closer whoa
man look at that look at that oh
that is dinner my boy
i say we celebrate huh
let's take a dip just the two of us
in the lake well unless you know better
spot
hi
well look look you can just just
you can keep that jacket on it'll float
you like a cork
norman hey look
norman robertson you have worked my
final nerve now you get over here
morning eugenia you look lovely as ever
on this glorious day norman i told you i
would call the sheriff if you did this
again and do not think i won't
aye aye captain i'll just
park it on the other side of the lake
like you asked
norman you always do what you have to do
is lay the ass
lord we thank you for our family
our health and our bountiful blessings
especially this fine fish in front of us
may it be nourishing to our bodies amen
amen amen
hmm looks great yum so um
did you bugs have a good day
settling in okay
hmm to make any friends
you're looking at him
okay how about you zach did you make any
friends
he made several
well that's good right
and and and i'm sure you will too
at camp right
spence
the fish is already dead you can't kill
it twice
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yeah it's called the astruma games and
i'm gonna make sure my team wins
they had that way back when i was there
not so easy as you might think
can't just be good you have to be good
together i can work together yeah it
takes more than one
where's your brother
what
do i have to be his keeper go get him
stay in your saddle there lone camper
i'll get them
thanks grandpa
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spence
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what's happening champ
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i think i have legionnaires disease
they probably need to be quarantined
sounds bad
must have picked it up in africa the
last time you were there spreading the
good news
tough business missionary work
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grandpa i don't want to go to camp
why can't i just stay here with you and
mom
please
look spence nothing warms my heart more
than being with family
perfect i'll stay good idea
it is
but it's also a good idea for you to go
and meet some friends
the boys
and girls
you meet at estrouma might end up
being just like family to you
shucks i met miss eugenia there
about 200 years ago
i i'm not all talking like you are
we're big like zach
and i can't make people like me i'm
gonna end up all alone out there
and
there's a lake
what if
when dad was
grandpa i'm scared look
don't make them like you let them like
you
and when they do and they're your family
being scared won't be so bad
for you or for them
easy for you to say
you're not afraid of anything
oh really
you met miss eugenia didn't you
oh yeah
okay ready
yep
zack i can count on you right what
sure
honey i need you to promise me you can
look after your brother mom
he keeps me from making friends
and if i don't know anybody how can i
help him
you know him
and honey he needs you now more than
ever
please
promise me
i promise
okay
good
i wonder what verse pop's reading him
right now
of course i knew who he was yeah but you
don't know what people thought about him
before he was famous they thought he was
crazy he was this tiny little guy
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smaller than me oh half your size and
goliath was a giant i reckon
three times zack size and everybody
thought what you thought little guy was
gonna get smashed
instead he got really lucky oh no not
luck
he went out there with no armor all
alone
except he wasn't alone he had faith and
he had some stones from the river
and while goliath was laughing at him
because he was so small he slung one of
those stones and hit goliath right
between the eyes and down he went
i need me some stones
you need you some faith
and that too happens right between the
eyes inside
in the mind
here
let this be a reminder
what is it a little something from me to
you but uh i promise not to open it
until you get there deal
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okay guys i will see you in
two weeks
take care of each other probably won't
even recognize you two
hey you guys it's great to see you both
oh hi hi i'm dean i met your sons
yesterday
i can't tell you how happy i am they're
gonna be at camp
that's so nice of you to say
i know spence was a little worried that
it's nice to know you have a friend oh
my pleasure ma'am and don't worry we'll
take great care spaz spence
spence
razak yeah
take care zach
bye zach
well he seemed nice
oh yeah
he's great
spence
remember where to get him
right in between the eyes in the mind
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go get em tiger
don't you worry
okay perhaps a little
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hey buddy we're just about loaded up you
ready
hey what's your name stead
spencer
spencer neal spencer i'm garrett nice to
meet you you're gonna love campus druma
it is it is a great time code name camp
cool kids you excited
yeah cool kid
that's me
hey you definitely seem like a cool kid
to me you're just not the loud kind of
cool
in fact how about we make your official
nickname cool cat what do you think of
that
cool cat
yeah
i guess that's cool
excellent we're on the third bus let's
do it
come on
hey wait for adam
nice to meet you charlie hey guys how
you doing you're in the right line here
good good yep that's you bud go for it
all right listen up
everyone needs to find their bags and
check into your assigned lodges i repeat
enter your assigned
hey lodges hey firefly what's going on
bud good to see you guys good to see you
all right okay
yeah
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come on guys
moving people move it move it
hey
watch where you're going hey sorry uh
nice to um
hey pay yourself and don't sweat it
there's no harm done i'm rosemary i'm
zach um
i'm friends with dean
so uh
maybe i'll i'll see you around or yeah
maybe
okay cool
all right
cool
okay
i'll see you then
bye now
hey rosemary dean
what
don't what us
you totally ran into him on purpose i
don't know what you're talking about
hey what cabin are you at the purple
cabin purple cabin oh right over there
okay
cool cat
there you are bud
so what cabin you in
i don't know
oh
you got any friends here that you signed
up to room with
well um your brother's here right are
you with him
i don't think so
not a problem um we will just he can be
in the red cabin if he wants that's a
perfect idea what do you think of that
sure thanks
all right uh little john this is cool
cat cool cat this is little john little
john you show cool cat the ropes for me
sure awesome thanks bud you're welcome
gonna be armadillos this year bro yup
so where's your luggage man it's right
there oh
let's go get it
so
cool huh
yeah
why little john because romeo was taken
come on we're in gavin six i'll show you
around and then we gonna meet the boys
or as i call them the homies
all right you see that building right
there it's the absolute most important
one in the whole camp
chapel no dude
it's hot duh
what's with the glasses
well i don't really technically need
them at all but kind of see myself when
i'm you know what i'm saying
yeah
totally
the game is back together sub copper
yeah and uh we always have the coolest
cap
and we always win the extremia games the
the official ones and the other ones
yeah we do
up top
cool
um the other ones
yeah you know um the games where we show
the dweeb just how dweebos they actually
are
uh here you can take this one here hang
on move
sorry man
so
who else lives in your cabin just some
guys they're kind of cool in a you know
way if they meet you that is food gets a
little tight around here
after you
you're not little john
try over here
hey i've seen him before
so what can you do
i don't know not much little jay how's
he supposed to help us
i don't know
we certainly won't make us any worse
oh sorry i'm up chub you'll see why soon
enough
spence
hey cool cat i'm eric and i'm alan but
they call us tater and todd
we're twins
obviously
and this unusual specimen is photonic
purpose or firefly smart guy
know why they call me firefly
because i'm the guy who likes the fire
the fire
please don't tell me you didn't tell
them about the fire
hey
sorry it's a big kickoff event tonight
there's snacks sometimes
it's basically the reason why i come to
campus roma
i'm chicken of snacks you do not want to
see him eat a burrito
cool
so
what do we do until the fire
well i suggest you defend myself
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damn firefly
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make any sudden moves just act natural
hello ladies
lovely evening for a fire right
hi
i'm jen
you were the guy
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yeah he was so mad about that
are you all right
okay
well
anyway
it was nice to meet you
even if you didn't tell me your name
they were like totally talking to us
was that the greatest thing that's ever
happened
they were standing right next to us they
were right next to them in the same
place
so amazing
and you totally didn't tell us you knew
how to speak girl yeah didn't really say
anything yeah but they totally
understood you
totally
well
we got girls that like us at least it
felt like a dream come true
we saw headed up yeah
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welcome to the annual opening bonfire at
camp estruma
we're gonna get this bad boy lit in just
a second here but first we're gonna hear
a little opening words from our
wonderful camp director hayward
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welcome
campus druma is the top-rated camp in
the state
and you know why
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ma'am i'm sorry i couldn't hear you you
ma'am
that's right that's right now
if one of you should have a problem
while you're here is it you need to is
there something seriously wrong with
those guys
it is kind of creepy how they keep
staring
problems and you can be assured that if
i have to leave my cozy little cabin to
come address one of your issues
well let's just say the fun totally
stops
like seriously like one time when i was
in high school holy guacamole
now she's waving
what do i do
is
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director
and if you leave me in peace for the
next two weeks we'll have a wonderful
experience
thank you
great guys
all right so
the moment of truth is upon us
firefly where you at
come on bud
fireflies are resident fire starters sir
if you would do the honors please
safety first
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thank you very much glad to see you
still got the gift
firefly okay we have a special treat for
you tonight in order to start this party
off correct
we have the wonderfully talented spencer
k
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start running high
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is
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but we can change
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everybody i'll pop up we don't want to
be the last one to the swim test come on
swim test
yeah man
i must tread water for 10 minutes and
then swim across the lake it's so you
can use the lake during free time
without having to be in the pen the pen
the little fish pin where the little
fishies have to swim with the kids who
don't know how to swim at this day
it's easy bro don't worry about it
all right you guys ready for this so
let's go
come on not now
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okay you guys swim
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i can feel the little ones beady eyes on
me
hey guys i'll be in in a second
see you jump off it and then whoosh the
other person goes flying into the lake
pretty cool right
yeah that's
that's long and then there's a zip line
too which might be ouch
sorry didn't see you there guess i
forgot to look down
i'm gonna you're gonna what shrimp
that's what i thought little bug
trump of crustaceans okay you guys are
up come on up the dog what a dumbo
see you later girls
all right everybody in who wants to go
in
anyone who doesn't want to that's okay
too just head over to the benches
come uncle cat let's go
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are you okay
you don't have to go in if you don't
want to
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looks like we got a scary chicken too
scared to go in the water
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really is all right
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what's the rush there buddy it's not my
name let me go okay okay no worries
partner hey i understand how but you and
i just take a deep breath here huh
all right you want to talk about it
i hate it here
and i don't want to go in the water and
i can't compete in the games and i never
wanted to come in the first place and i
want to go home
you sure about that
okay all right i understand
will you make me a deal though
we're just gonna go on a walk we're
gonna chat a little bit
and then afterwards if you still want to
go we'll go right into director
hayworth's office we'll talk about your
early exit we got a deal
okay let's go come on
so tell me what's going on here
okay everyone's good
hey is your brother okay
who spence
yeah i think so
well should you go check on him nah i'm
sure he's fine he just
let's just say he's got a unique
perspective
it gets the better of him sometimes hey
wanna race the other side
of the lake
of the field
go ahead get a head start
so kind of you uh he's a junior olympian
smart guy i'd catch up if i were you oh
yeah and your brother's name is spence
right yeah
come on i find that hard to believe
everybody's good at something
i'm not
well pal i wouldn't sell yourself short
just yet i think you could be surprised
at what you've learned about yourself in
a place like this of course you'd have
to stay to find out
how long have you been a counselor here
uh going on seven years now
wow that's a long time yeah and i was a
camper for five years before that so
actually i've been coming here for 12
years
you really must like it yeah i do i mean
this this is a wonderful place
it's full of great people
i really think that you discovered that
for yourself too if you're willing to
give it a shot
but that that's up to you
your brother seems to like it
that's because zach's good at everything
he's like my dad
like he was anyway i'm not
yeah your mom
mentioned in a note about your dad
i'm sorry
you want to talk about it
he was brave the bravest
but
that didn't matter in the end
i'm not like him
i'm afraid
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look pal we're all afraid of something
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hey how about i'll tell you what scares
me then you can tell me what scares you
deal
what are you afraid of
clowns
hate them
clowns
who's afraid of a clown i'll tell you
who's afraid of clowns but me all right
they scared the dickens out of me they
got that weird hair and that creepy
makeup and those strange noises i mean
it's it's awful
you're following my leg no i'm not in
fact one time when i was 10 i was at a
neighborhood birthday party enjoying
myself having a grand old time when the
doorbell rang i went downstairs
answered it and there's a clown standing
right there honked his horn in my face i
passed clean out
gave myself a concussion i hit the
ground so hard
yep
all right i told you mine now you tell
me yours
it's stupid hey i'm the one that's
afraid of clowns let me be the judge of
that
i'm pretty sure
the loch ness monster or
one of its cousins lives in your lake
it's dumb
i know no no it's not nessie
really i i've never seen her before but
that would be pretty cool
i've ridden a horse before but never a
water monster that would be awesome
wouldn't it i guess if it had a saddle
or something hey you know what
i know just the thing
next time you see old nessie out there
you just slap a saddle on her and then i
bet you she won't be so scary
that would be cool dude that would be
awesome what are you talking about it'd
be amazing
i'll be sure to send you a letter when i
see her cause he used to want to go
right
maybe not hey it's okay
it's okay look i'd hate to see you leave
but i don't want to like make you feel
trapped or anything like that you just
you just think about it
i think dude big decision here okay just
take your time no big thing
hey but um
remember when when you take that scary
thing and you control it you switch it
make it silly i i think it's not going
to be so scary anymore
but you're afraid of clowns you know
what i told you that in confidence so
we're just gonna keep that a secret
between you and me
okay
we'll see you camp yeah
and guys
remember
ii timothy 1 7 says that god
didn't give us a spirit of fear
no
he gave us a spirit of power
and of love
and of strong mind
so are we going to go out there today
and be courageous
are we going to go out there today and
live like lions yeah all right that's a
wrap guys go have a great day come see
me if you have any questions
so you guys want to go paintballing or
something no no come on i'm feeling
lucky today
what should we do i don't know
yeah hey spence
it's cool guy by the
way cool cat
cool name
well i'll see you around cool cat
cute she just like totally talked to you
what do i do
no idea
girls are a bit confusing
so what do you guys think we're gonna
have for lunch today
hoping hamburgers thank you and some
cheese fries some cheese some cheese
to the cheese
what our chili cheese
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oh
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hey
you're more than welcome to use the lake
but until you pass the swim test you're
gonna have to stay in the beginner's pen
yes ma'am
hey it's more peaceful down here in the
pen yeah totally dude right
come on little man
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oh
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dear lord bless this food and may it
nourish our bodies amen
yeah and she walked up and talked to him
but you gotta do something
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food
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in the face
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do any of you have anything to say
nothing
well
i was gonna say that the cheeseburger
was amazing tonight right on chef yeah
it was really
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good
sorry sir
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okay uh i understand that there may have
been some extenuating circumstances
afoot here tonight as such i am not
going to be taking away your privileges
so long not so fast as this place is
spotless to the chef's liking by
breakfast do you understand
i said do you understand yes sir good
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so you really like my cheeseburger
oh yeah man
uh tasted a bit more wishes this year i
really made a favor pop
thanks
if it doesn't sit well let me know
i have just the thing
good to know man
good to know
hey
hey yourself
still upset about your loss i have no
idea i'm gonna keep on living
hello rosemary
did you say hello or jello
i was wondering if you'd like to take a
walk with me down by the lake
oh thanks that's really sweet of you but
zach already asked me
i did
yeah
so uh
would you want i would let's go
are you coming
huh
yeah
yeah um
bye guys
hey so i was thinking stop
for starters you can't think
and secondly
you smell jimmy
no no no no if you say one word to me
i'll push you in the fire
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i think they like us
i do smell
like worcestershire
come on boys i got an idea
i still can't believe cool cat bombed
dean
i didn't mean to
don't apologize man you don't know how
cool he is i wish i'd hit him
no you don't fight flat you do not know
what you're saying
hey up chuck did you take the trash bags
out
nope
whatever
i had a nice time
me too
okay
see you tomorrow yeah i will see you
tomorrow also okay
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hey what's up guys
you'd know if you weren't busy doing
your own thing
did i do something wrong you mean other
than skipping out on your team so you
could snake dean's girl
rosemary
i didn't it's cool i i mean i i
literally told you to your face that she
was my girlfriend and and then you asked
her out i thought you were kidding about
that and she asked me to walk
i'm sorry dean did you make out with her
what
no we just we just talk like i said
it's cool
but it would also be cool if you laid
off it so things don't get weird i i
mean
we are friends right
yeah of course we are
cool
no harm no foul
now
you won't know we just did
hey it's not my order that offends
they trashed the place
so it begins guys
and so it begins
what this is what real men smell like
all we do is need a shower and then
you'll see our glory
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it smells awful in there oh come on
what do you know about safety
safety never takes a vacation good
answer
that means the barrel of your weapon is
always pointed down until you're
actively
trying to tag your opponent
once you have been tagged you are out
for the game
i will not be the only one watching here
so
for the sake of your mortal soul
cheating
will not be abided
understood
that's it understood
excellent
you here
while we wait for the other group it's a
perfect opportunity to practice our war
cries so
let's
hear it
huh i said give me your walk right son
a good war climax soldier invisible now
let's hear your war crime
ah
needs work
you there
now that people
is a work right
and uh the other group has finally shown
up
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all right tater and tot you guys flanked
them left up chuck you and little john
were playing the right
what do i do
menu will charge the line
the line
the middle
is
is that smart
i've got to know glory you with me
sure i guess
good
everyone let's get ready
and remember men
fortune favors the bold let's go
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out ow
should we feel
bad i kind of feel bad
all star in love and warm man
that's fair
or not
[Music]
just need a little work on your work
right so
i'm not sure those are as effective as
you
[Music]
think oh it hurts
[Music]
oh
that
hurts it's bad to this increase the body
of the dead right well if you guys would
have just followed me we could have beat
them
sorry firefly but dean is trapping
neanderthals or always going to use us
for target practice yeah
[Music]
yes
favorite activity other than look
reflection and do pushups
[Music]
is there something you want to tell me a
little bro
hey
zach it's uh
good to see you and gene it's nice to
see you too
good time huh you certainly beat us good
well
you really got to go to lunch now see
you guys later what's the rush
it's good to see you too spence just
kidding yeah
maybe we should
hang out
[Music]
[Applause]
suspense
hi annabelle
hey ladies for the record i wanted to be
known i had very little to do with our
current situation
would would be peaceful kindness to find
the counselors or who might assist us
prefer the alarm jordan thank you very
much
guys
so
you're telling me that not one of you
guys remembers how you got strung up by
your underpants
well i couldn't really see anything
cause my glasses fell off must have been
the wind came out of nowhere the wind
yep whoosh
just like that
does anyone need to go to the camp
infirmary to be checked for wind damage
all right come on guys let's keep it
moving
show's over folks don't worry cool cat
same thing happened to me back in the
day look how it turned out
let's go
i do feel a little bad
not as bad as they do
hey guys
the hi rosemary it's nice to see you
can i hang with y'all
of course we love you too
oh yeah i gotta go i'll see you guys
later uh
cool have fun well bye then
jeez
that was pretty rude
but uh
i still enjoy your company
[Music]
dang
that's a great shot
can you do it again
[Music]
way to go cool cats all right man
looks like you found something you're
good at if you do it like that we're
totally going to win for the band
[Music]
okay
okay
we're all here
right
and we're all here together
wow let's just take a minute to reflect
on that okay and how beautiful that all
is
you know just like this so everybody
just close your eyes
close your eyes everybody
take a deep breath in
take that all in
that
is mother earth right on far out right
so why don't we take a second to explore
how beautiful this world is that god has
given us and everything he's put in it
cool
all right
so how about somebody tell me what corey
hopes is grand flora also known as
jessica tool
rock on man yeah and what about uh that
one over there that one uh that one's
actually missed experience yeah it's
awesome i can survive heat and drought
my mom has that one gentleman this
little cup sprinkle really
cool
you know i am gonna keep you around more
often
[Music]
so
are you ever gonna come in the lake and
go swimming
i've been thinking about it
maybe think a little less
and just do it
not really the impulsive type
i get it cool cat
it's who you are
let's move in people move it move and
move it climb those walls boys and
remember every day under the lord's sun
is a blessing
[Music]
you're feeling blessed
[Music]
really blessed
live in the dream
now what
whoa
we could go up
mandy's about this tight
[Music]
yeah
[Laughter]
get back on those walls and climb
towards the heavens come on move it
move it move it move it move it
that's it
hey between the two of us the campus
streama games are ours
the suckers have no chance
is it ready oh yeah
what is it well just a little something
for tonight
a gift
tell it on the mountain
[Music]
what
can i make you a s'more
i don't eat burned marshmallows the
inside has to be fully cooked two pieces
of chocolate one on each side
melted
and right in the nick of time percy
shows up and kills it
and then
what are you guys doing
my
bench is teaching
what was us
right now i mean about the
constellations this guy knows it all
really
no i just know some
my dad used to show me
what can you show me
okay
that's cassiopeia
that one right there looks like a w
see how it goes
yeah yeah i see it
anyway
she was a queen
[Music]
you see a lot that most people don't
thanks
i think
[Music]
you see the big star on the left uh-huh
that's the beginning of draco the dragon
the story goes hey cool cat
so good to see you so comfortable
back on the crowd paintball waltz are
gone all but watch out for the bugs
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so you keep the marshmallow like six
inches away and constantly turn it then
you put the chocolate on the graham
cracker next to the fire so it can melt
it's all about the timing it took me
like eight tries
and then
nailed it
and she loved it
wow that is genius
you know i think girls might be pretty
cool i never realized that before
out of
all the studies i've ever read
all of them were inclusive is that my
friend
that's the real deal that makes sense
yep
all right let's get some sleep
what are we doing out here just hang on
and you'll see
they haven't done anything to us lately
if you're gonna be a baby about it go do
it somewhere else
[Music]
what did you do
let's go to the bathroom
i did yeah who do you think dude look
oh that's bad is there anything on my
stomach
hey you still trying to find your
underwear oh pardon jimmy he's been uh
itching to ask that
[Laughter]
you guys are meaning you know what
meanies don't get but not
hey
how about that rematch
i don't think so i'm pretty tired
wait hang on a minute can i talk to you
okay talk
what do you want
i just kind of want to say i'm sorry i
haven't been
well you know i've been a jerk
yeah i know that
i'm one of the ones you've been a jerk
too
you know i actually thought that you
were a nice guy
a guy i wanted to get to know
but you aren't that guy i am that guy no
you're not
you're the kind of guy who hangs up
little kids by the back of their
underwear just because you're big and
strong
you make fun of their bug bites and they
can't do anything back
you're that guy no i'm not that guy
that's not what happened
certainly look that way to me
hey
hey
i've been meaning to talk to you
why
so you can wipe poison ivy all over me
no
that
got out of hand
i never asked for you to protect me
but i didn't think you would actually
you called me a brown noser remember oh
i'm zach
because you keep kissing up to dean and
he's a neanderthal not that bad of a guy
he just plays a little rough
only because he's big and there's
nothing and i mean nothing we can do
back
[Music]
it's not playing for the rest of us
i shouldn't have done it
but i did
so
now i'm saying i'm sorry
that doesn't undo anything
i don't want your apology
i don't need it
just like i don't need you
you ever get tired of playing the victim
spence
just easier that way
you always have an excuse
i've had enough
enough of what being a victim i don't
want to run anymore
but the prayer always has to run away
from the lion
it's called nature
or science i don't know
why do we always have to be
i think it's time we stand up for
ourselves
but they're always gonna be bigger and
we're always gonna be weaker yeah
seriously
we're smarter
[Music]
now let me hear your war cries
[Music]
ah
[Applause]
what losers
[Applause]
good for you spence
good for you
[Music]
all right
so we all know what to do
don't let operation payback begin
what are you doing
nothing
what are you doing
nothing
can't see when i say page here
oh no
thanks chef
[Music]
so says here you have to put in some of
that thing with eggs
hey how's the itching
whoa hey i wasn't trying to make fun of
you
there's been a lot of that lately
yeah but those guys don't matter
easy for you to say
no one was laughing at you they were
laughing at us they were laughing at me
do you even know what that's like
it's what i thought so please
just leave me alone okay
you know i think we should have made
some chimichangas i don't know what
those are but it's okay
like little burritos
[Music]
what do you think that is
i don't know egg
[Music]
whoa
oh you open it
what
give me that
it smells like brownies
to the coolest guy in the camp xoxo
i think rosemary wants to show my
friends how much she likes me dig in
boys
hey well
i don't know if rosemary wants you to
have one but
who cares
looks like my sweetheart made us some
sweets
oh but you losers didn't get any too bad
move
hurry up
okay guys let's settle in
is it good okay guys
welcome to chapel today i want to talk
to you all about forgiveness forgiveness
can be a really powerful thing guys when
you're harboring hatred or anger those
types of feelings can really start to
eat you up inside you know and
ultimately they can cause you more harm
than those that may have caused you harm
in the first place revenge that's never
the answer for an eye it's never going
to leave
stay with me folks
guys uh
i guess they had a different kind of
reflecting to do but anyway all right
for those of you that are still here i
was speaking to you about forgiveness
right um
really important stuff and i'm gonna
tell you why
hey spence it's cool cat
no it's not it's not cool to become a
jerk just because someone else was a
jerk to you
right
i told you to leave me alone
gladly
[Music]
[Music]
i know how hard this has been for you
how strong you've had to be
it's a lot more than anyone should be
asked of at your age
and i just want you to know how proud of
you i am how proud your father would be
love
mom
hey cool cat
you mind if i join you
i've been looking for you
why
i'm a loser
whoa buddy
don't say that
so you got those older boys pretty good
didn't you
yeah but
i guess we should enough aha
i thought so
so why'd you do it
i was tired of being a victim
they're always picking on us
yeah why do you think that they're
always picking on you
because they can
sure
yeah but i do think that there's another
reason
i think maybe that they're afraid i
think dean actually is afraid of losing
so that's why he's always trying to make
other people feel like a loser
no one wants to hang out with a loser
yeah yeah and no one wants to be alone
either pal
in fact you could say that we're afraid
of it
so how do you beat it
we got them back pretty good
you know you did but that only showed
everyone that you're all so afraid
what you got to do is you got to put a
saddle on it
because this whole making fun of people
business and this is just silly
it's hard for a silly thing to be scary
isn't it except for clowns
i guess
i am gonna have to give you guys the
train duty tonight as punishment for
that little stunt
whatever
right
oh um
this is for you
we'll see you
[Music]
[Music]
hello spence my boy
i hope this finds you well and in good
spirits did you open my gift
i knew you would like it
but remember spence that stone is only a
reminder that you are never alone
you have your faith and from that you
have
courage courage to make the right
choices
for the people that will always be there
for you
[Music]
oh dude i think i've lost five pounds
don't worry
we're gonna get them back
hey we can spray sunscreen in their eyes
at the start of the games
seems like that would make winning
pretty lame
what'd you say
i mean
why don't we beat them fair and square
instead of being jerks about it right
is that why you told rosemary
that i'm a jerk
is that where you were right now with
her when you should have been with your
team
no
i was uh what
reading a letter from my mom
maybe
this isn't the right team for you
maybe not
i don't want to be on a team that has to
cheat to win
i could beat you any day of the week
hotshot
don't make me prove it
[Music]
maybe i want you to
[Music]
that's how it's gonna be huh yeah
whatever
we don't need him
well
we kind of do who's seeing as
he is sort of the best at everything
sure about this
i mean you think we're mad at you boy
no but
i have to do it
besides
i think i understand what girls want
dude that's impossible
courage
that crazy talk
was that uh um it was nothing
what do you want
well i was wondering if i could talk to
you for a minute
about what
i just wanted to say
i'm sorry for what i said to you
i was wrong and what i did was wrong
i understand now that we're all afraid
of something
like you're inhaling it's okay
we're all good
[Music]
see i told you i knew what girls wanted
hey well you want to play some soccer
with me cool cat
sure and you're not afraid
why would i be let me out
oh
[Music]
ow
you okay man
see
told you girls might be more complicated
than you thought
nope
i think i just need a moment
[Music]
you have funny ears
it's okay i've been told that too
[Music]
i'm sorry
i'm sorry i wasn't there for you
and
i know you don't need me but
i need you
i need you too
what's with the bag
about that
i wish we would have done that stuff to
you guys
and i'm sorry
so
wait if he's staying with us does that
mean he's going to be on our team in the
games
i don't know of course it does
he can stay
uh i think we should take a vote on this
yeah maybe zach okay
we have made our decision
to save you
we all want you to stay but
there's just one thing
we got punished for the things we did to
you you didn't get any kind of
punishment so
what is it
you're locked out
[Music]
king of cavemen
good morning campers
good morning
you guys ready for the estrooma games
before too long here we're gonna get
started and then we will be able to
crown not only the winning cabin but
also the camper of the year
counselor mark can you show these guys a
battle cry
let the games begin
i'll be in my cabin call me when it's
over cody
[Applause]
[Music]
one
toss
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
is
[Music]
yes
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
okay guys let's give it up for the
purple team
great job
all right so going into the final event
we still got three teams in contention
for the grand prize
tied for second place we've got the
orange team
[Applause]
also time for second we've got the blue
team great job guys
you guys know
first place right now leading by one
point we've got the red team great job
guys great job
okay everybody let's get those swimsuits
on
meet us down at the lake for the swim
relay
[Music]
come on come on come on go go go go come
on come on
[Music]
[Music]
hey i'll give us a good lead you just
take your time okay bud
are you okay
yeah come on yeah i'll be fine
here we go
let's go let's go
come on come on let's go
start going go go just go go
okay
[Music]
oh
go get her little man
[Applause]
[Music]
um
[Music]
set her down right here jimmy give me a
hand
hey dean relax okay you don't need to
swim no man i got this
look you don't need to swim they
forfeited they got out of the water
no you don't are you crazy yet we won
that's not fair oh he took her
but
tell him garrett
yes technically
blue team wins this round
and that leaves him tied now what
now we go to the archery field all right
everyone archery field let's go i'll be
okay
you got this
we got this
[Music]
all right guys excuse me excuse me
this is for all the marbles here
sir
give it dude do you know what i'm the
best no way
this punk is mine
okay guys
this is gonna be three arrows three
arrows only all right alternating shots
best arrow wins
who wants to go first
[Music]
come on cool
you can do it little dude you got this
fence
choke squirt
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
hey watch it dean sorry i'm just so
nervous
[Music]
best for last
best is going last yeah
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
good luck
spazz
[Music]
fear not
i'm not alone
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
uh campers
first off you guys cleaned up real nice
that was a great games
i'm that that is by far the best games
that i have ever been a part of in all
the years that i've been coming to this
camp all right i mean i am so proud of
each and every one of you guys you
really gave it your all out there and it
is a privilege to be your candidate
shall we just get on with it
thank you
all right
so the victorious team of the games this
year is
the
[Applause]
the armadillo and my fans and family
yeah
okay and bananas yeah thank you thank
you thank you thank you back to your
seats boys
wonderful
now what we've all been waiting for
the big one
camper of the year
[Music]
so camper of the year uh
folks
the winner this year is just an
outstanding person and i think that
they've learned a lot while they've been
at camp and i hope that we've all
learned a little something from them too
so let's all give it up for my main man
spence cool cat neal
[Music]
[Applause]
hey look who i found
you won't believe it we won the games
that show him the trophy
whoa
oh and spence won camper of the year he
saved this girl and swam across the
entire lake
faced your fears huh and met girls
sounds like you and i have something in
common more than one thing actually wait
for it
hey folks
hey spencer
miss boone
i told you she was sweet on me
you wore me down
you boys must be hungry from what i
remember the food at that camp is not
all that great especially those brownies
come on i'll help you all right
spence
looks like uh looks like you and your
brother have buried the hatchet
you have to tell me what you learned at
camp
i'm not alone
you never will be
[Music]
i'm not
this life has me so excited now that i
am guided by you
yeah
this life anything before in your
mercy's every morning
[Music]
i can't get enough
[Music]
you give me
[Music]
i'm not in line
this life has my world spinning i can't
keep from winning it's true
yeah this life can't get any better
there's no party bigger than you
you'll never find me walking
[Music]
away every day
[Music]
you give me
[Music]
[Music]
you're
waiting
on the side of the road
[Music]
trying to find someone to take you a
little bit higher
maybe nowhere
somewhere
it's just never enough to make it
feel like it's still
[Music]
have you been afraid
are you wondering
[Music]
but with a chance to be
right here
[Music]
sun going down
there's a chill in the air
it can't compare with the chill in your
heart
[Music]
tension fills the air
is
[Music]
you're still in my heart
[Music]
is it make-believe
or is it real
can't seem to find the answers
all wrapped up
in your mind
can't you see
you're still in my heart
[Music]
you're is in my heart
