The Princess and the Pea!✨
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Oh, to have lived in the golden days of
the kingdom of the heart
when a princess discovered by a P
established a kingdom of honor and
goodness.
But alas, later generations turned to
pride,
selfishness,
greed,
and war.
Oh, so much knowledge was lost until
good King Windom restored peace and
encouraged the search to recover the
wisdom of the old ages. Now the last
chapter will close on Windham's reign
and a new one.
Oh, pin feathers.
Oh, Grandpa Stone Beak. Tomorrow the
greedy prince lad will be made king and
I fear all will be lost. It is rumored
that the crown prince, young Rolo from
the faraway kingdom of Avea, even now
rides to the coronation.
But it may not matter. Already many now
believe that the legends of the Old
Kingdom are nothing more than fairy
tales.
>> My ear smells fresh and clean. What a
lovely day. Never has there been a more
pleasant month of May.
>> Weeds need a whacking. It's time to get
cracking and greet the morning
where
we take time to be wide awake.
in their windmills and women weaving
frocks out attending their ending
flocks. Children as the chicken ballet
through the new
blessing
where
we build a house or two. Sorry girl, the
yoke is on you.
>> So hot when our concert's complete. Our
customers just
listen to them. Hela
dreers of society singing, dancing. How
disgusting.
>> You're so right, Clar. It's ruining my
appetite.
>> Tomorrow, I will rule the kingdom. Then
we'll see what they have to sing and
dance about.
>> Prince Roloep.
Come on, boys. Get busy.
money. Blessed are we who live happy and
this may go
on
everywhere.
Everyone,
blessed are we and our glories will be
for there's nowhere as wonderful as
Sebastian, where are you?
Meet Prince Rolo of Arvea.
>> I brought something for you. Is it
important? Like a treasure map, maybe?
>> Oh my. A history of the Old Kingdom
woven into a tapestry. It's our legend
of the P and the princess and our coat
of arms. Remarkable. It says to reveal
the princess of true nobility, place the
P 20 20
what? The tapestry is torn.
>> You mean my treasure map is all about
girls?
>> No, marrying girls.
>> Oh dear, there is a warning. It says
here that if the key to the P is lost,
the kingdom will end during the reign of
the 18th king.
>> But that will be Lared.
>> It takes a man who knows his mind, my
little pumpkin. A true leader to put
people in their place. Not one sniveler
short of Nero ever got to be a hero in
the history of the human race. There's
just one way to get your subjects to
respect you. When they say they want a
steak, you give them grl. Though I know
my manner seems a trifle shrill. Still,
that's what it takes to rule, my pet.
That's what it takes to rule.
You've got to have a flare for all the
latest fashion. You must deviate silver
cape and silken vest. For when you're
out attending weddings, public bludgeons
and beheadings, it's important that you
look your very best. And when the rebel
whine because you tax them senseless,
they whimper. How could you? Oh, how
cruel. You simply flash them with that
20 carat smile style. That's what it
takes to rule, my dove. That's what it
takes to rule.
>> Excuse me, sir. Don't think
I take issue with your selfish attitude.
A proper king is born to serve.
>> Listen, Hela, isn't he sweet?
>> Of all the conceit,
>> the nerve.
You must have vassels building castles
fit to please you. Velvet walls and
curvy servants by the score. Crystal
goblet, silver dippers, fish with
diamonds in their flippers. One big
royal jingle jangle candy store.
>> What's it all worth when there are
families cold and hungry?
>> Oh, my bleeding hearted friend. You are
a fool. There's only one thing separates
us from the trash. Cash. That's what it
takes to rule, young Burke. That's what
it takes to rule.
>> I disagree. I think you're wrong.
>> What? A royal palace is the last place
you be.
>> Where you little king's no king unless
he cares. I've got no business ruling
anyone.
>> But but but you you dare say another
word to me.
>> Should be king.
>> He does.
>> When I'm crowned, I'll have you hung,
drawn, and quartered. And I will spot
your measly kingdom like a bug. Let me
advise you like a wise and loving
father. Your father
>> to suck those suckers dry is what your
branch is.
>> This isn't true, sir.
>> What do you know of life? You're just a
kid.
>> I must be going.
>> My goodness. You see, you see what he
did.
>> Volcano's blowing now. Le behave.
>> I've had enough.
>> You're not so tough.
>> Prepare to die.
>> Just try.
>> Destroy that. Go ahead.
>> The height.
>> Good night.
>> Come back, you puny squeak. You major
mule. It's gold. Gold. That's what it
takes to roar.
Lad, lad. Lad.
>> If it wasn't for that stupid old rule
that the oldest is crowned king.
>> Actually, the law of the father states
that the first son to enter the
coronation room shall be crowned king.
>> But Le being eldest always enters first.
>> Where are they? Where are they,
>> lad?
>> I can't find my shoes.
>> But you have lots of shoes.
>> Obviously, you've never read dressed for
succession. I must be crowned in my
golden shoes.
>> You threw your shoes at me last night in
the coronation room. Remember?
>> I can't be seen barefoot.
>> What about your brother?
That's it. Heath, fetch my shoes
immediately. But as your future king, I
command it.
>> Come on, Heath.
>> And little brother, don't let anything
stop you.
What hails you lad? Go in.
>> Go in, Heath.
>> I can't. Everyone's in there waiting for
Le to come.
>> What did your brother say to you?
>> Don't let anything stop me.
>> I think you stopped.
>> Go on, lad.
Start the ceremony.
>> What a handsome despot you make.
What?
>> The music.
They started the ceremony. Where are my
shoes?
>> I
I don't understand. Father,
>> step forward and kneel.
>> In accordance with the laws passed down
to me by my fathers, I'll crown you
heave, king of all the realm.
>> No,
>> I'm the rightful heir.
>> The crown and kingdom belong to me.
I'm sorry, lad, but
>> it's all in accordance to the laws. The
first son to enter shall be king.
>> I sent you for my shoes.
>> Not my kingdom.
>> Stop whimpering.
>> Lad, remember Heath, you are king now.
Lead, you are my brother and I love you
and what I do for you is in your best
interest. I assign you rule over the pig
kingdom.
>> Eggs.
>> Yes. All of you.
I will have revenge.
I bow. These golden shoes will never
leave my feet until I have regained that
which is rightfully mine.
>> There goes my brother, Lad.
>> I wouldn't expect anything less.
>> Do you think Lad will have a change?
I don't know about that, but change is
inevitable. Your majesty.
>> Your majesty, for to you I'm husband,
sweetheart, confidant,
>> and soon father.
>> What do you mean?
>> It's a baby blanket, silly.
>> You mean I'm We're
>> Your kingdom is growing already.
Congratulations,
you're a father.
>> Nine months I've sweated and grunted and
groggled in the mud with the pig farmers
and their beasts.
My golden shoes are chattered and torn.
Everything I try, everything lost, every
intrigue
thwarted.
>> Oh, I do love this little baby. Isn't it
sweet? Oh, look. Oh, it's a girl. Isn't
this sweet? Oh, you're so lucky, mustn't
it, to get a little
>> a girl.
Well, plague. It's over. I might as well
take off the shoes.
>> Come in.
His majesty, King Heath, proclaims a day
of mourning. His beloved wife, Queen
Mariana, died today giving birth to a
baby girl. A girl.
Did the baby live?
>> Yes, my lord.
>> I wish to uh send my brother a message
of uh condolence.
Dear Heath, since the news of the
untimely passing of your sweet wife, we
experienced tragedy in the sudden death
of our own firstborn daughter. Helsa has
taken our loss in the worst way
possible. I would be forever in your
debt if you would allow her to nurse and
help raise your child. We've had our
disagreements in the past. Perhaps this
could make things right. Ever your
brother, Lar.
Now remember, you lost the baby. Invent
some disease. I'll take my secret
passageway through the dungeons and meet
you tonight at midnight.
Meanwhile, I must see my cobbler about a
new pair of shoes.
>> One head hold, two eyes, two ears, one
nose, one mouth
>> here. Now, what are you doing with your
motheaten books around the princess?
>> My job as court historian and my books
are not moth eaten.
Shoo. Besides, note color pink. That is
no way to talk 2 and 3/4 long
to the bird that li notes two arms that
recently saved the two hands kingdom
from
>> its doom
10 fingers very strong.
>> Then you've solved the mystery of the
play, have you?
>> Not exactly, but footnotes. 10 little
piggies
>> toes. I put Heath on the throne
>> with a little help from young master
Rolo.
>> One birthmark, heart shape, left foot.
>> But the reign of the 18th king hasn't
ended yet. I'd get busy, Mr. Scholar.
>> Done. Oh, you out. Out. And don't forget
this dirty old thing.
>> Heath, you have an adorable daughter.
>> I brought this.
>> Look, it's daddy.
>> Hi, baby.
>> Would you like to?
>> Your mother made this blanket. I can't
wait to tell you all about her so you
can grow up to be as kind and loving as
she was. Sh. Sleep, my little princess.
I'm here.
>> What a ghastly journey.
>> We're all sorry you lost your baby.
>> Yes, dear. It must be hard.
>> Oh. Oh, yes. The um Lambgo got her.
It It was a trial. Very sad.
>> We appreciate you coming. It will ease
my burden.
>> Oh, just make sure I get four square
meals a day, plus snacks.
Hush now.
Oh, you like your auntie Elsa, don't
you? Oh, poor little thing. I lost my
mother when I was young. There. Now
there.
Hello, wife.
I've been wondering if we should do
this. This child isn't responsible for
you losing the throne.
>> An injustice has been done to me.
I intend to change that. Would you deny
our daughter her rightful place?
Sh,
>> Elsa.
Elsa,
>> what's happening? Is everything okay?
>> It's It's just the baby fussing.
>> Maybe I was having a bad dream.
>> Good night, then.
>> Yes. Good night.
If Heath thinks he's having a bad dream
tonight, just wait.
>> If you raise our daughter right, she'll
be proud
>> and spoiled.
>> Ambitious
>> and spoiled,
>> greedy
>> and spoiled, just like me.
>> And most of all, she'll be a torment to
my brother Heath.
Plague will deliver messages between us.
Now give me the baby.
>> Promise you won't harm her.
>> A
>> I'm still her aunt.
>> I promise.
>> Give her to a good family.
>> I know just the one.
I'm coming.
>> Don't strain, but it's not healthy.
>> Daria, where's our breakfast?
>> It's cooking, stepmother. You wanted
duck eggs. It It takes time to find
them. I'll get shaky.
Sorry.
>> Well, my little turtle dove, shall we
get up today?
>> Maybe we should get up this week. Let me
check my joints.
They sound better. Let's get up. Here's
your breakfast.
Later.
We work our to the bone and no pickle
jelly. Why do we ever thank you?
>> We're getting paid to keep her,
remember?
>> Not enough.
>> Here it is.
Bring me my breakfast and sweep off the
floor. That's all I hear. Night and
noon.
Sometimes I want to run away. But this
is where I'm born to be.
So why do I keep wondering if there's
something for me down the
past
greener?
Out in the wide open world
there's a son
just as
white.
Look at me. Just a peasant girl,
destined to cling to her plow.
So why do I keep feeling
down there? Justhere
I'll find a friend. Are there people
loving each other out in the wide open
world
in the silver sky? I've got apples and
berries to give you.
Wherever it is you fly, I'd be so
overjoyed if you take me with you
where freedom awaits far beyond these
fences and gates. No more sorrow.
Only tomorrow out in the wide open world
would I discover
the me that's inside
out in the wide open world.
>> It's all right.
>> It's all right.
>> It's not all right. It's never all right
around here. Silver and opals. Yuck. I
only wear diamonds and gold. The
occasional ruby or emerald now and then.
>> Hildigard, this was your mother's ring.
She wanted you to have it when you
turned 18.
>> Don't talk to me about my mother.
>> How tall is my portrait?
>> 10 ft, my lady. What a vulgar size. It
must be 25. No, 35 ft high.
>> But but the ceiling, it is only 18 ft
high.
>> Then raise the ceiling.
>> Hilderard that portrait is the same size
as
>> I know my mother's.
>> I wanted to put you side by side. She
would have liked that.
>> I've told you I don't want to hear about
my mother. I don't care what she did or
how she lived. I'm the rule princess and
I want my portrait bigger than
everyone's.
>> You were right today. A true princess
mustn't take no from anyone.
Take this to Leard and come right back.
Don't bite your pretty nose, dear.
>> Sometimes you act like my mother.
Sebastian brought you 20 feather beds
from friends of his. He said his fine
feathered friends. I hope they pluck
themselves bald.
No. No. First things first.
I'm thankful for my friends, Princess
Hungry and Fearless,
and for the chickens and ducks and geese
who share their downy feathers for my
bed.
I pray that someday I may find
Oh, my blanket.
Thank you, Fearless.
Sweet dreams.
Good morning, your majesty. Guess what I
found?
Don't want to guess? Listen to this. To
find the heart of true nobility, place
the pee 20 mattresses deep. 20
mattresses? How about that?
What am I to do with Hildigard?
There has got to be a meaning to the
mystery, to the riddle. There has got to
be a clue. How on earth can it be that
appe to perform the kind of magic that
you do? Is there something in your vapor
that becomes unleashed when encountering
a fuzzy feather bed? Do you buzz? Do you
glow? Tell me, how do you know when a
noble lady rests her head? My silent
little friend of green, I know you know
the answer is a weighty obligation on
us. A kingdom that depends upon us.
Won't you help me in the name of science
to throw a little light my way?
If I set you down upon a wooden tabletop
and I rubbed you like the belly of a
frog, would you play me a tune? Jump
around like a lon or just lay there like
a lump upon a log. Is there something in
the makeup of your chemistry? Some
amazing little message of the core. I
would risk beacon wing to uncover the
thing if I only knew what I was looking
for. My brain is over amping now. My
cells are fiercely frying. Is a purpley
potion. Maybe this will get the wheels
in motion. If I shoot you like a mystic
cake, would you finally reveal the key?
I think I feel a tiny rumble. Something
happening here.
Getting louder, growing stronger. Can it
be
now? The fire is in it. Here we go. This
is it.
Oh, grandpa,
is there something you can do to release
me from this steel?
I have got to find the secret of the be.
You're out of practice.
Hard to tell who's the man and who's the
dummy.
>> Would you like to show me, sir?
>> Call me the questing knight.
>> On guard.
>> By the way, people don't seem very happy
in your kingdom.
>> Oh, yeah. I've been distracted with
domestic troubles. Is that why you're
here?
>> No. No. I quest for sweet beauty of the
single feminine type with whom to
retreat into marital bliss.
>> Pea soup. Hello.
>> Hi, Sebastian. Still working on your
love potions, I see.
>> I'll have you know that that feast soup
may someday save the kingdom.
>> Rolo.
>> Hi. He Sebastian's been telling me about
the birds and the peas.
Rolo of Arvea, the questing knight.
>> Then you are looking for a wife. A
beauty whose kingdom is powerful,
strategically located, and rich.
>> Oh, so Lead is right. It does take gold
to rule. Whatever happened to that
young, idealistic Prince Rolo I used to
know. Oh,
>> it's just, you know, politics. My
advisers say we want an alliance, the
union of two strong kingdoms.
>> And what do you want, Brolo?
I'd like someone kind and good like your
Mariana was. Of course. May she rest in
peace. But maybe I can have my mate and
treaty, too.
>> Listen to that, Grandpa Stone Beak.
>> I keep forgetting. You've been replaced.
>> La. I'd like to see more of her.
>> That won't be hard. By royal command,
her portraits are everywhere.
>> Oh, what about her availability diary?
>> Tell him the truth, Keith. She's a brat.
a spoiled, selfish brat. I'll tell you
who to parry if you'll just wait until I
finish my research.
>> You still believe in that legend of the
pea stuff?
>> Like I say, never underestimate the
power of
>> Never underestimate the power of a
vegetable.
You go, Felix. Now stay out of trouble
while I go get my bucket.
Princess Hungry, stop. A little water
never hurt anyone.
>> Where's Fearless?
Hats for sale. Fine hats for sale. Hats
for a fine lady.
>> Oh, that's it for the higher classes.
>> Here's my special class enhancing model.
>> It emphasizes your high cheekbones.
>> Ah, now there's a lovely sight. You're
too kind.
>> A tender lass talking to her animals is
a magical picture.
>> Magical.
>> Strange, odd.
>> Spooky, I'd say.
>> As if them pigs is human beings.
>> Come on now.
>> What a refreshing night's sleep.
Look, Elsa, he's handsome and he's heir
to a large kingdom on
>> a rich kingdom.
>> Extremely.
>> I'll take him.
>> What do you say, Heath? Where shall I
look for my wife?
>> You there? I've decided to have you.
>> To have me.
>> Hildard? That's not how it works.
Hildard,
>> you want a wife?
>> Oh, yeah. It's true. And I want you,
>> Sebastian. Arrange the details of the
marriage.
>> I will expect a wedding veil 20, no 30
ft long, a golden tiara with 12 diamonds
arranged in a
>> Fly, Rolo. Fly like the wind if you wish
to escape the storm.
>> I I I have to wash my sword. I mean, uh
I'm allergic to diamonds. I mean um I
I'm late for a quest. Goodbye.
>> What? I'm the royal princess. Come back
and face the wedding music like a man.
God,
after him.
>> Hildigard,
>> bring my coach. I'll stop myself.
>> Hildigard, stop. I command you.
>> We'd better go after her. For the sake
of the kingdom.
>> What big is it? You
look like a
an honor to have you come high, your
miners.
I I mean by your highness. A true honor.
And
>> help me out, peasant.
>> Oh, certainly, my lady. Oh, an honor. A
true blooming honor.
>> Down.
>> Truly an honor. My back is your Oh, your
back.
>> You're the royal princess.
>> Out of my way, you sniffling popping Jay
>> Leard. Oh, what a trip. All that
bouncing.
>> What am I? A piece of cheese?
>> Healthy.
>> She's wonderful.
She wants to marry Prince Rolo.
>> Marvelous. She just needs a few lessons
in deceit and hypocrisy. It takes honey
to catch some flies.
>> What are you doing?
>> Your horses are very thirsty.
>> I'll decide if they drink.
>> They're here to serve me.
Tonight you may tell her our secret.
>> Meanwhile, I have a little matchmaking
to do.
>> Wait,
wait.
>> You can come out now, Prince Rolo.
I've stapled your horse and prepared a
bed for you.
>> Thanks, lad. I never knew you could be
so nice.
>> No, you can thank Heath. Since living
with the pig people, I've learned a lot
about appearances.
Take Princess Hildigard.
>> Poor girl. She's had a hard life, always
having to measure up to her mother's
memory. She's really a shy Sweet,
sensitive, humble girl.
>> I'm
so You are our daughter. Born in the pig
kingdom. How vulgar.
Now we can work together. The kingdom
shall be ours.
Whoa.
Oh, it's just an old bear. On with the
quest.
What is it?
Oh, they're heading in the same
direction as that bear.
>> Hello.
We better warn them.
Which way does she go? So in there,
just stay here with the horse.
Hello.
Hello, maiden. Please come back. There's
a bear on the L.
>> Stay back. I've got a sword here.
Somewhere now. Aha.
>> Belazar.
>> Stealing fish. There's more than enough
for everyone. Go on now. Shoo.
Remember, Beldazar,
you're still the only bear in my life.
Did you really expect to scare a bear
with a pigaro?
>> I expected to save your life, but
instead you saved mine in your debt, my
lady.
>> Oh, I'm not a lady. And Belazar wouldn't
hurt anyone.
He just makes a pig of himself
sometimes.
>> No offense, princess. You're beautiful.
>> Did you hear that, Princess? He thinks
you're beautiful.
>> Princess,
I'm Prince. I mean, um, I'm Rolo.
>> Hello, Hungry. I know what you want. And
this is Where's Fearless?
There you are. Come out and meet our
guest. This is Fearless.
I wanted to give him a name to oh live
up to.
>> It hasn't worked yet.
>> This is some place you've got here.
>> It's my place. My secret place. At least
it used to be.
>> Don't worry. It'll be our secret place.
>> I've never had anyone to share a secret
with.
Would you show me around?
>> Will you promise not to tell?
>> Cross my heart.
This is marvelous.
>> I'll show you my favorite place.
Sometimes when I'm here, I imagine a
kingdom where everyone is kind and good.
When the world
goes whirling like a wind
and it seems my fondest dreams have
faded all you
mag
stor
in my Kingom
here with no one but me. I can wish the
world the way it should be.
Suddenly there's kindness,
poetry and art
in my kingdom of the heart.
Looking in her eyes there, I become a
princess.
Floating the balloon floor in pett coat
of lace.
People bow,
caring for each other.
Every man his brother. Every moment
filled with grace in my perfect
place where songs will inspire.
Every
blessed
with food on the fire.
Every prince and popper
gets to play his part
in my kingdom of the heart.
And while I am wishing, how sweet it
would be with someone to share it all
with
me.
Make him kind and clever,
sensitive and smart.
One who live forever
in my kingdom of
the
I've got to go.
>> But what about
>> I'll be back.
Oh, she's so so
And did you see her? And isn't she just
the most the most
What am I saying? She's a peasant.
I hope he hasn't left yet.
>> He called me my lady six times. Or was
it seven or eight? Ro, where are you?
Rolo.
Rolo.
>> Oh, there you are. I thought I'd help
you with your quest.
In the name of science,
>> we extend a hearty greeting for our
hearts are in the world at the prospect
of your meeting our precious baby girl.
>> You try to raise her right hoping
someday someone might see a pleasing
little reason for our nations to unite.
>> She's a fragile sort Alice. So we've
kept her free from strife. Never had a
water callous, never labored in her
life.
>> She is the most pure and pristine flower
you've ever seen.
>> May we proudly introduce you to your
darling queen.
>> She's the one. She's the one. She's
perfect.
So perfect in every way.
Her lips, her hair beyond compare. She
flows. She glows. She walks on air.
My advisers, I'm sure agree.
She's a perfect princess for me.
>> Too much. Too flat. Too soon. Now pat
to the right. Now switch.
Oh my goodness. Quickly, quickly.
Isn't she adorable? Growing bored amuse
dark hard you lose
pastry up apply glaze fool good help is
hard to find these days
>> perfect combination what happy pair they
are coast of jubilation the union take
them far away from us.
>> Only 27 floors.
>> Oh, pardon me, your grace, but I believe
that this is yours. I will search the
land and see
the perfect princess for me.
We have heard about your mission and
we've come to lend a hand.
>> For a daughter's disposition is the
fairest in the land. So divided she get
gloom. She can light up any room
for any lucky.
>> She's the one. She's the one. She's
perfect.
So perfect in every way.
Her eyes, her chin, her flawless skin in
a gown that would set any crown a spin
from a sound and reown family tree.
She's a perfect princess for me,
my lady.
>> It looks like you need a little smile.
You got to kick off your shoes, be
goodbye to the blues
here for just a while. There's nothing
like a good joke to give your sides a
shake and nobody shakes them like so.
Put your hand in my hand to the
ever laughter
and me.
Got your nose.
He's cute. He's cute. I like him.
Yoohoo. Over here.
Where's he going?
So daring
the girl for me everywhere
you
>> say goodbye to my lady waiting.
Farewell to my foolish dreams.
Not a chance for romance, so it seems.
Don't despair.
Another door lays before us. Never know
what you'll see.
She's the perfect
princess.
for me.
Where's my buttermilk bath?
>> I guess it's harder to fall in love than
I thought.
>> There's that peasant girl you always
talk about.
>> Yeah.
I can't trust my heart. I've got to use
my head.
>> And I'll learn the secret of the pee. If
I have to read every book at my library,
>> Sebastian, no back.
>> I arrived last night.
>> And how goes the quest?
>> Awful. There's nothing in these books.
Rolo's in love with some peasant girl.
>> He is
>> twittering like a love bird. She's so
beautiful. She's so kind. With eyes like
this and lips like that,
he never stops.
I simply must find the answer to the
pee.
>> I have a message you must take to Rolo.
>> I'm a scholar, not a messenger.
>> I don't know who else I can trust. There
seems to be a spy in the castle.
>> Is it that important?
>> I'm going to disinherit Hildigard.
If Rola will marry the peasant girl, I
will make him my heir and give them my
kingdom.
>> Stop Sebastian however you can and take
the message to Lead.
>> I failed Heath. I failed Rolo.
Where did I go wrong?
Oh, wait. Now, plague.
What would grandpa do say?
Rule one, fly a weaving.
Rule two, never fly in the trees.
Altitude. I need altitude.
I lost that over stuffed harpy brains
over.
All these painted, powdered, pampered,
pedigreed princesses.
Why do we call them noble? Take them out
of their fancy clothes and put them on,
say, a pig farm. Then what would you
get?
Exactly. Whiny women. I don't need
Sebastian's pee to see where embarking
on the wrong tree.
>> Royalty. ability.
All glitter and gold on the outside, but
inside we're hollow.
We're hollow.
I must see Daria again. Some things are
more valuable than all the kingdoms in
the world.
What's this?
So Heath wants to disinherit my daughter
and give that pig girl and Ro my
kingdom.
It's time for the pig family to
disappear.
>> Dear citizen,
>> what we going to do?
>> As your lord, my concern for your
welfare is unbound.
We have had a terrible drought in our
region. Streams are drying up. The rain
clouds will not come. Crops are dying.
>> Some evil in our midst has brought this
upon us.
>> It is a person.
>> Who could it be? Not me.
>> A person brought among us by two of our
own.
>> We've done nothing.
>> Every day you do nothing and yet you
prosper. So good.
>> Money from heaven,
hidden gold.
>> But it isn't just the two of you. Look
over there. She's different. She talks
to animals. She's the cause of our
sufferings.
>> That's fine.
>> We'll take care of that.
>> Don't understand our vegetable garden.
We have enough sleep. Have I done
something?
>> We must free our land of this evil.
There she is.
>> Pass that. Pass that.
Where is she?
>> She's in there, guarded by a bear.
>> Fool.
>> Have you no imagination?
>> Throw in your torches.
>> I tried so hard to be nice to everyone,
to make our kingdom of the heart right
here, but no one wants to listen.
I may have to stay right here forever.
Oh no,
they couldn't.
This is my place.
>> There, Prince Ren. Oh, awful. Awful. I
tried to stop them, but
>> Is anyone in there?
>> The poor peasant girl. her and the three
piglets. I think she was called Doria.
Dora,
my head.
Uhoh. Where there's smoke, there's
usually fire. I'd better get out of
here.
It's her. The princess and the pee. Dear
lady, can you tell me the secret of the
pee?
>> Daria.
Daria.
>> Oh my. To reveal the heart of true
nobility, place the P 20 mattresses
deep. The princess true is love and
sensitivity.
Upon such she can never sleep.
That's it. It's so simple. The truly
noble heart is so sensitive to people's
needs and their heartaches.
Of course, it's in the princess, not the
beast.
It's in the princess. It's in the
princess.
>> Sebastian, have you seen Daria?
I've got to get you out of here.
Daria.
Daria,
>> what did he say? Your lordship.
Hildigard.
>> Yes, he said Hilder Godard.
>> Prince Rolo wants to marry Princess
Hildigard.
Oh, my poor poor poopsy. Oopsie.
>> Thank goodness you're all right. I
thought I might lose my future
son-in-law.
>> Everyone's so excited about the news.
>> Well, what news?
>> Why, that you want to marry Hildigard.
Of course,
>> I said that. Oh, my head.
>> You remember?
I heard it from your own lips.
>> Oh,
>> isn't it wonderful, Rolo? She's become
everything I wanted her to be, just like
her mother.
>> But what happened to her?
>> I'm afraid the peasant girl is
dead.
>> I've started the wedding preparations.
We'll start the ceremony the very moment
you can get up from this little bed.
Where's Sebastian? The poor bird. He's
gone cuckoo.
>> The princess, not the princess, not the
princess, not the be.
There's no place left for me.
No place.
>> Where is that goof fornapping girl?
>> We want our breakfast.
>> I'm sorry,
but you'll have to get your own
breakfast.
Oh, it's a cruel world out there. You'll
never survive.
>> You just mean we're going to have to get
up today, Stickly Pie.
>> Nobody's going to give you nothing.
>> You don't know how to take.
>> How's my poor little cuddle bunny today?
>> Oh,
>> the wedding preparations are almost
done, sweetie. We could get married
right now.
>> Wake up. I need your counsel. Please,
Sebastian.
Maybe I should marry Hildigard.
She has changed.
Duty, honor,
kingdom.
What can I do?
Once there was a light here.
Now it's gone forever.
How blind was I to say goodbye to one so
warm and pure.
>> Everything.
>> She was all I live.
If only I had told her
>> only I could hold her in these lonely
arms once more.
>> I would gladly
>> I will give my life
death without fear.
for just one moment.
He could be
>> He could be lying there in pieces
fallen allart.
>> Is my kingdom of the heart?
Oh, tell me dear God, where on earth can
I go? Where the face of my true love
won't follow.
>> All the stars
have lost all their shine.
music
never
want to be mine.
>> Where am I to now?
>> How am I to start?
No more going home now
to my kingom of
the
heart.
Caught you.
Dress this man. He's getting married.
>> It's that pig girl.
If only I could find a place to sleep.
>> My way, pig.
>> No one cares.
>> Maybe Curt was right.
>> I have to look out for me.
I don't care what Cder says.
You're a godsend, child. You and your
piglets.
>> Sasha, thank goodness you're back. The
wedding starts in 10 minutes.
>> Oh, my
it's too terrible to contemplate. Oh,
what else could possibly go wrong today?
Sebastian,
what in the name of sanity are you doing
out of bed?
>> I know the secret of the pee. It only
needs to be tested scientifically.
>> You crazy bird. The wedding begins in 5
minutes.
>> What do you mean,
>> Rolo? He's about to marry the monster
guard.
>> Do you mind if I lay down?
>> Indeed.
What could we possibly do now?
>> What about the pee? The prophecies, all
my work. I'm ruined.
>> You'd think you were marrying Hildigard.
Use your brain.
>> What can I do? He's made his nest. Now
he'll have to feather it. Well,
>> then nobody can save him.
>> Wait.
Let her test the pee.
Oh,
nothing.
I just can't sleep here. There seems to
be something under the mattress. I don't
mean to be so sensitive.
>> It worked.
It actually worked.
>> Your Majesty.
>> He's crazy. Round the twist again.
>> Let me be the first to congratulate you.
>> This is incredible.
Could it be? I must verify this. It's in
the princess, not the P. It's in the
princess, not the P.
>> Completely round the twist.
He notes. Body notes. Ah, footnotes.
Let's see. Birthark in the shape of a
heart left foot. That girl is not only a
true princess, but the princess. I must
stop the wedding.
Ah, Sebastian,
you always stick your beak in where it's
not wanted.
Take care of this. I'll find the pig
girl.
>> Sorry I can't stay, but my daughter is
about to tie the knot.
Come, come. We're late.
>> But Daddy, the prince is in trouble and
no one's going to save him.
>> Oh, poor Ronaldo.
Ah,
>> go left.
>> Go right.
And we made
a guard's not Heath's daughter. She's an
impostor. Your daughter had a
heart-shaped birth mark on her left
foot. Ask Hildigard to show you hers. I
suppose a little pee told you all this.
>> Go ahead, dear.
>> But but I I don't understand. I wish I
was sure.
>> Resume the ceremony.
>> Luke,
>> I was right. Hildigard is not your
daughter. Heath
>> the pig's out of the bag.
>> Fearless princess hungry. But if you are
here then
>> if your daughter is
>> right here.
>> Let me go.
>> Dar take another step. And she goes over
the side.
Helster and Hildigard, come to me.
>> I'm coming. I'm coming.
>> No.
>> Hildigard,
>> lad. Where is your conscience?
>> You're so predictable.
Thank
>> Say goodbye to your future son-in-law,
>> Rolo.
What a tragic accident.
>> At this time of sorrow, I sadly proclaim
myself king and denounce this girl as an
impostor.
>> Wrong again, brother.
>> I want the kingdom.
>> Let my daughter free.
My reign was short but glorious.
>> I'm coming.
>> Where do they go? Winthro.
It's a secret passageway. Come on,
everyone. Push.
>> Follow me. Exactly. Don't step anywhere
but where I step.
>> Please let me go. I haven't done
anything to you.
>> You want to get us killed?
>> Let me I'll scratch her eyes out.
I have to find the right passageway.
Father walled up the dungeons when I was
a boy, but I found a secret passage. To
amuse myself, I created booby traps.
Don't panic. A few more steps.
>> This is ruining my appetite.
>> They're coming, lad.
>> Closer.
Just a little place.
One more step.
>> It's a trap. Don't count.
>> No,
you ruined my track. You You Picker
>> with pleasure.
>> Ronaldo,
>> it's all right, Fearless. It's all
right.
>> After a Winthrop,
now Rolo,
>> you think nobility means who you're born
to? Maybe, but
>> that it means you can push people around
or take their money.
>> I know, but
>> you think kindness is a weakness.
>> A small weakness.
>> Well, you're wrong.
>> I'm a wretched creature.
>> Come and take me.
As gullible as he.
Oh,
sweetie.
>> Don't you ever wonder if pig girls have
wings?
Blakes, finish him
this time, bastard. Stone beak to us.
There's a little warrior in me after
all.
>> Oh, do I have to do everything myself?
>> No.
>> Look out, Daria.
>> Ruin my wedding, would you?
No, don't slumber on me. Mad pig. Mad
pig.
We make a great team.
>> Yes, we do.
And you feel as a real hero.
>> Let go of my hammer, you dirty hound.
Let go of my hammer. You understand my
Oh.
Heath, meet your daughter, Darren.
>> Oh, father.
I have a father.
Oh, father. My dear father,
>> you look so like your mother.
>> What was she like?
Do you really want to know?
>> Yes. Every detail.
>> I'll tell you all about her
after the wedding.
>> This looks like the beginning of another
golden age.
As I always say, never underestimate the
power of a vegetable and never
underestimate the power of a pure heart.
